SAD NEWS FROM DULUTH , MINNESOTA

Minneapolis Flume ^ | Nov 21, 2100 | Galen Burke

[Young Werther]

I have some very sad news out of Duluth , Minnesota this morning to share with everyone. This will bring about change in North & South Dakota,Minnesota , Wisconsin , Iowa and parts of Canada .

This will bring far reaching ramifications that will strike at the very core of our Midwest Heritage and Souls.

I must report the tragic news that OLE was SHOT . He was up by the Canadian border on his 4 Wheeler cutting some trees when some rangers looking for Terrorists spotted him. According to the news reports, the Rangers shouted to him over a loudspeaker, “ Who are you and what are you doing? ”

OLE shouted back , “...BIN LOGGIN!

OLE is survived by his wife LENA and good friend SVEN.

Note: You got to be from the Midwest to understand this one.

[DManA]

You don’t know what I’ve gone through with that joke.

[markman46]

OH man no more Sven N Ole’s pizza

[llevrok]

It was a hot day in Duluth. After finishing her house cleaning, Lena decided to walk into town and have a cold beer. This was somthing new for her, but the day's heat made a cold beer seem like the perfect thing to have.

Into Sven's bar she goes and asks Sven to recommend a beer.

"Annhaeuser Busch?", asks Sven

"Fine tanks", replies Lena. "And how's your veener?"

[Wizdum]

I want the five minutes I wasted on this back.

[Krankor]

Was he on the Canadian or U.S side of the border?