Where is a tanker truck of cream cheese when you need one?
To: nickcarraway
Oooo! Bite size bagels! Mmm Mmm! Too bad these ones are all over the road
Once, when my dad was young, a twinkie truck crashed into a ditch and the contents of the truck were everywere (luckily they were in wrappers). Dad told us how he and his friends stuffed their pockets with ho-hos, twinkies and ding-dongs that day...
To: nickcarraway
“The Lee County Sheriff’s Office asked the Lehigh Acres Fire Department to help clean up the mess.
Officials we spoke to say no one was hurt and traffic was not affected by the bagels.”
Police immediately called several local restaurants for a tub of cream cheese and a vat of hot coffee.
3 posted on
11/23/2010 8:11:09 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: nickcarraway
4 posted on
11/23/2010 8:11:14 PM PST by
YHAOS
(you betcha!)
To: nickcarraway
The cardboard box holding the pastries broke openPastries? They really shouldn't have a Gentile writing copy about bagels.
6 posted on
11/23/2010 8:13:47 PM PST by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(If not for the double standard, liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: nickcarraway
Why did Seinfeld come to mind...?
8 posted on
11/23/2010 8:22:51 PM PST by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: nickcarraway
The birds of the air will take care of it, eventually.
9 posted on
11/24/2010 4:39:58 PM PST by
TASMANIANRED
(Liberals are educated above their level of intelligence.. Thanks Sr. Angelica)
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