Hell hand you off to a LEO before you can spell LEO...
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For what?
If you are consenting to a sexual assault, and are enjoying the ride while making fun comments... what harm is done?
Or this there some BS TSA rule about talking during the grope?
They don’t really need a “real” reason. But I like to get there early so I have the time to put up with the brown shirt lame attempts at intimidation. Ultimately, there is not much they can do, if they don’t want a lawsuit. If you give them the impression that you are itching for one, well, turnabout is fair play.