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Man says he was forced to eat beard in mower spat
Associated Press ^ | Nov. 12, 2010

Posted on 11/12/2010 3:31:28 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

LAWRENCEBURG, Ky. (AP) -- A central Kentucky man says he was forced to eat his beard after an argument about a lawn mower got out of control.

Harvey Westmoreland of Lawrenceburg told WLEX-TV that two men cut off his beard, stuffed it into his mouth and forced him to eat it.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: kentucky; napl

1 posted on 11/12/2010 3:31:30 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Cue the banjo music.


2 posted on 11/12/2010 3:36:05 PM PST by mgstarr ("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I bet that got real hairy.


3 posted on 11/12/2010 3:39:36 PM PST by Free in Texas (Let them eat bacon!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

BTW, the only member of ZZ Top without a beard is named Beard.


4 posted on 11/12/2010 3:39:53 PM PST by rfp1234
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Sounds to me like an excuse Charlie Crist would come up with for his wife.


5 posted on 11/12/2010 3:42:35 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Defund National Peoples Radio!! Democrats are for free speech. Just not for you.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Talk about taking it off the chin!


6 posted on 11/12/2010 3:44:05 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: mgstarr

7 posted on 11/12/2010 3:44:54 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

In the ctiy he would have been beaten, stomped, stabbed, shot and set on fire.


8 posted on 11/12/2010 3:45:43 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (posted a total of 1,600 threads and 9,503 replies.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

and had his sneakers stolen.


9 posted on 11/12/2010 3:46:55 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (posted a total of 1,600 threads and 9,503 replies.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
In the ctiy he would have been beaten, stomped, stabbed, shot and set on fire.

In the city, the same fate would have gone to the first guy that said "I know what we should do! Let's make him eat his beard!"

10 posted on 11/12/2010 3:51:33 PM PST by Wissa (Gone Galt)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Sounds like a sequel to this.

11 posted on 11/12/2010 3:52:11 PM PST by TSgt
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To: paulycy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE


12 posted on 11/12/2010 3:58:53 PM PST by mgstarr ("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
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To: rfp1234

Frank Beard...ironic.


13 posted on 11/12/2010 4:00:37 PM PST by WOBBLY BOB ( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Were they worshiping aquabuddha?


14 posted on 11/12/2010 4:02:32 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Were they worshiping aquabuddha?

AquaBearda.

15 posted on 11/12/2010 4:09:38 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Man says he was forced to eat beard in mower spat

More like a tiff...

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16 posted on 11/12/2010 7:02:31 PM PST by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; Delacon; ...

Thanks Free ThinkerNY. All is follicle. G'night all!
two men cut off his beard, stuffed it into his mouth and forced him to eat it

17 posted on 11/12/2010 7:28:45 PM PST by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

All your follicle are belong to us! ping


18 posted on 11/12/2010 8:38:17 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
*burp*


19 posted on 11/13/2010 12:13:11 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: paulycy

AquaVelva?


20 posted on 11/13/2010 1:15:19 AM PST by nickcarraway
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