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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/12/2010 4:48:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.—Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.—Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.—Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.—Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.—David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean andit started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !—Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.—Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.—David Letterman
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:28:29 AM PST
by
CPOSharky
(They ain't "illegals." They are just unregistered democrats.)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm getting in the shower now, keep me posted...
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:28:41 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Sax
"Whooooooh! FRIDAY!"
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:29:42 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:30:30 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:30:46 AM PST
by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: LongElegantLegs
President Obama declares this a “FREE FOR SOME”. Others pay full retail.
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:31:49 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen
All the little kiddies used to love him, no he's suddenly completely not cool.
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:33:40 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
Give it a rest Nancy , you lost!
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:33:58 AM PST
by
Nateman
(If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
To: quantim
Compare and contrast, discuss among yourselves.
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:34:51 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen
Billy-Bump!
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:36:01 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:42:46 AM PST
by
Currentriverrat
(Stop cap and trade fraud.)
To: Lucky9teen
Dad didn't realize he had married into a Dorothy Hamill cult.
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:42:52 AM PST
by
hawkeye101
(Electing lawyers to political office is like hiring a raging alcoholic to run your bar!)
To: Monkey Face
...He who stands on toilet gets high on pot
...He who lives in glass house must dress in basement
...He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:45:34 AM PST
by
fml
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:45:56 AM PST
by
Celtic Cross
(I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:48:46 AM PST
by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:50:15 AM PST
by
Celtic Cross
(I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:51:43 AM PST
by
Celtic Cross
(I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
To: Lucky9teen
Justin Beaver
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:52:41 AM PST
by
Celtic Cross
(I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
To: Lucky9teen
More Awesome Face!
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:53:50 AM PST
by
Celtic Cross
(I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/12/2010 5:54:53 AM PST
by
Celtic Cross
(I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
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