[ClearCase_guy]

He had a stripper pole in his living room
marijuana in an ashtray
and liquor bottles in his teenage daughters’ room
and the overall effect
prompted his arrest

[sniff] It’s like a beautiful country western song.

[a fool in paradise]

I think John Waters recently made this movie.

The daughter even had a stripper pole in her bedroom.

[RobRoy]

Yeah. Great chorus! We just need to add some verses!

[RobRoy]

More “musical” chorus:

He had a stripper pole in the living room.
A pile of joints in the ashtray.
A case of Jack Daniels in his daughters bedroom
And he let all his buddies have their way.
Looks like the cops’re gonna lower the boom.

I think I’ll call the song “Single Wide Loser”

Thanks, I’m here ‘till Thursday! Try the veal. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

[meyer]

[sniff] It’s like a beautiful country western song.

Could it be the new "best Country and Western song every written"?

I was stoned the day my daughter got out of prison,
I went to pick her up in the pouring rain.
But before I could get her home to her stipper pole,
The truck got hit by a danged old train.