Posted on 11/10/2010 7:57:04 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.
When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.
With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.
Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.
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I realize animals are not smart, but I’m sure this mouse must have had a very strong opinion about the situation in any case.
“. . .the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, . . .”
However “Mickey” was pissed. . .
Memo to law enforcement personnel: If you find a naked guy who’s managed to fall asleep with a rat up his ass, it’s a pretty safe bet the taser ain’t going to cut it . . . When Mr. Smith finally gets out of jail, I recommend an MMA contract. There is no way that “Willard” is going to submit to a mere mortal leg lock.
How do you get a mouse in your rectum? I don’t think I have heard any thing this absolutely weird.
Is the moderator asleep?...I’ve had less gross information yanked in 5 seconds!...Maybe it’s the light night adult hour at FR.....
"Drugged, naked, fat, stupid, and having a mouse in your rectum is no way to go through life, son."
The funniest YOUTUBE I have ever experienced! I guess I need to say thanks...LOL!
Armageddon!!
Mouse hiding or being hidden?
Mouse on way in or way out?
Mouse dead or alive?
Erratic behavior caused situation with mouse or
Situation with mouse caused erratic behavior?
Smith charged with Burglary, Assault...
Mouse charged with Unlawful Entry?
That’s actually funnier than when Johnboy and Billy did the skit where Carl Childers (Slingblade) did the movie review for “Brokeback Mountain”. :) Gotta love Robert D. Redford.
Is the mouse OK?
I hate when this happens...
Don’t taze my butt rat, Bro.....
psst. See post 8.
And don’t wake the moderator.
“I hate when this happens...”
Yes, indeed. Who is going to notify California that their missing politician has been found?
These things just write themselves...
“How do you get a mouse in your rectum?”
Paper towel or tp tube.
I think I smell a rat here.
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