Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

VIMS scientists help solve mystery of “alien pod”
Virginia Institute of Marine Science ^ | October 29, 2010 | David Malmquist

Posted on 11/01/2010 3:43:26 PM PDT by decimon

>

Co-worker Charlie Schmuck says “The lake is behind our office. Tracy was walking by the lake, saw the object, and asked everyone else to come out and take a look.”

Tracy thought it was “a huge dead snake.”

Charlie thought it “looked like some weird underwater fungus, like the ones that explode when you poke them.”

>

The scientists at VIMS were equally intrigued. The e-mail read “The object is about 4 feet in diameter. It has moved about 6 feet down the shoreline in the last 24 hours. It 'jiggles' when the waves in the lake hit it… when we prod it, it seems to be spongy feeling… The texture appears to be that of a rock with algae spots on it—it is brown and yellow, with a pattern of some type.”

A brief flurry of internal e-mails followed. The marine tunicate Eudistoma hepaticum? Unlikely, as the lake contains fresh water. A Halloween prank in which someone moved a marine organism to the lake? Perhaps. The final consensus was that the organism is Pectinatella magnifica—the "magnificient bryozoan."

>

(Excerpt) Read more at vims.edu ...


TOPICS: Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: eudistoma; hepaticum; magnifica; pectinatella

1 posted on 11/01/2010 3:43:27 PM PDT by decimon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: SunkenCiv; Quix

Just cuz ping.


2 posted on 11/01/2010 3:44:23 PM PDT by decimon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: decimon
Freshwater bryozoans are far less diverse than their marine cousins, with only about 50 species worldwide, but what they lack in numbers they make up for in size—like the 4-foot blob found floating in Newport News. The City Center blob is actually much larger than most reports for the species, which put a large colony at only 1-2 feet across.

VIMS professor Carl Hershner notes that bryozoans consume algae, so the “alien pod” is “actually a good thing to have around, despite its looks.” ”It's not a sign of bad water quality,” he adds, “and it doesn't hurt fish. It can clog pipes, though, and it will be smelly if it’s removed from the water.”

Anyone who finds a “UFO” (unidentified fishy object) in Chesapeake Bay or surrounding waters and would like help in identification is encouraged to visit www.vims.edu/bayinfo/ufos or to submit a digital photo and description (location, size, shape, color, behavior, etc.) to vimspr@vims.edu.

UFO! Funny! And very cool!

3 posted on 11/01/2010 3:49:08 PM PDT by airborne (Why is it we won't allow the Bible in school, but we will in prison? Think about it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: decimon
Pectinatella magnifica—the "magnificient bryozoan."

I knew it!:)

4 posted on 11/01/2010 3:50:20 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (Had God not driven man from the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club surely would have.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: decimon

His name is “Schmuck”?????

Really? Schitt, thats funny.


5 posted on 11/01/2010 3:55:59 PM PDT by Adder (Note to self: 11-2-10 Take out the Trash!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: decimon

bflr

I am an alum of the VIMS when I was at William and Mary a century ago.


6 posted on 11/01/2010 3:57:55 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Blueflag
I am an alum of the VIMS when I was at William and Mary a century ago.

And you didn't become a President?

7 posted on 11/01/2010 4:05:24 PM PDT by decimon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: decimon

8 posted on 11/01/2010 4:12:58 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

“alien pod”???

Did it have a Quagaar warrier in it?


9 posted on 11/01/2010 4:38:35 PM PDT by ak267
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: decimon

Best photo of Michele Obama that I have seen in months.


10 posted on 11/01/2010 4:42:12 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Adder

Charlie Schmuck. I wonder why he doesn’t go by “Chuck.”


11 posted on 11/01/2010 4:56:08 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: ViLaLuz
Charlie Schmuck. I wonder why he doesn’t go by “Chuck.”

Schumer might sue for impersonation.

12 posted on 11/01/2010 5:00:14 PM PDT by decimon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: decimon

LOL ;-)

No, my intent at the time was to be the next Jacques Cousteau, not the next Richard Nixon. I was just glad my draft number was 272 while I was there ...


13 posted on 11/01/2010 5:07:55 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: decimon

LOL!


14 posted on 11/01/2010 5:19:06 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: decimon

“magnificient bryozoan”? Isn’t that Rove?


15 posted on 11/01/2010 5:28:45 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SunkenCiv
“magnificient bryozoan”? Isn’t that Rove?

Used to be here at FR. Recently he's been "...like some weird underwater fungus, like the ones that explode when you poke them.”

16 posted on 11/01/2010 5:42:46 PM PDT by decimon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson