Growing up in the Appalachians, I've experienced that with everything from bear to deer to ring-necked pheasants in rural areas, but I've also had that encounter twice with my dogs, with commercial livestock. One time, we were cruising beside a poultry truck on the interstate. Our male Dachshund was sitting in my wife's lap, trying to figure out just what it was inside that ventilated trailer we were next to, when one of the chickens lifted his beak out from under his wing and stared right at our dog with his beady little black eye.
Pandemonium ensued. To this day, he has a major jones for anything that has wings. The second time it happened, it was almost worse, yet twice as comical. His sister from the litter - who, it turned out, had some fat beagle genes in her - was in the back of the truck, staring out at the horse trailer we were pacing. The horse was as still as a stone until he realized he was being stared at doing 80 up the freeway, then looked at my dog, did one of those curl-back-the-wiggly-lips-and-bare-the-teeth numbers like Mr. Ed saying, "Oh, Wil-
b-u-r-r-r-r-r!". I've never seen 40 pounds of mutt A: go that bug-f*ck crazy in a micro-second, nor have I ever seen B: a dog that could literally grip the inside of the cab moulding like she was Spiderman, and try to chew through the window glass. She went INSANE. It took her
hours to get over that. We had to give her half a Dramamine so she'd stop hyperventilating. LMAO
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."One of the two dogs in the back was of some weiner dog blood. Funniest looking bitch, and is a good biter.
Your description of the events was hilarious.
I am ashamed to admit knowing my lowly opinion of Dachshunds, I probably would have committed some serious animal cruelty if they didn’t calm down on the 2nd command.
I won’t tolerate dogs that continue to bark when told to stop. They can sit snarling and growling all they want but when told to be quiet that’s it, be quiet.
