Your description of the events was hilarious.
I am ashamed to admit knowing my lowly opinion of Dachshunds, I probably would have committed some serious animal cruelty if they didn’t calm down on the 2nd command.
I won’t tolerate dogs that continue to bark when told to stop. They can sit snarling and growling all they want but when told to be quiet that’s it, be quiet.
Rule #1: Get 'em just weaned, and teach them who is in charge. Be a fist in a velvet glove. Unless they sense something urgent (and you'd be surprised how handy that instinct is if you have a wiener dog), they'll dummy up and heel by the second command, tops. It doesn't take much for mine to 'get religion' when they see me coming.
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."