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"Attention standby passengers, we are pleased to announce we just had a seat come available on flight number..."
1 posted on 10/29/2010 5:21:24 PM PDT by thesearethetimes...
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This is funny, but I think it is doable folks!

:)


2 posted on 10/29/2010 5:22:42 PM PDT by thesearethetimes... ("Courage, is fear that has said its prayers." DorothyBernard)
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I like it!


3 posted on 10/29/2010 5:27:35 PM PDT by irishtenor (All that I say, all that I do, is predestined.)
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If everybody wore these, we would all know who had a bomb on them.


4 posted on 10/29/2010 5:27:44 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (lame and ill-informed post)
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but they would not get their day in court...how unfair! (sarcasm)


5 posted on 10/29/2010 5:29:01 PM PDT by texteacher
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Coat the interior with teflon so it can be cleaned quickly and proceed.


6 posted on 10/29/2010 5:29:50 PM PDT by Lets Roll NOW
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OOPS, bad pacemaker!
8 posted on 10/29/2010 5:33:00 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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How 'bout if we just don't allow Muslims on planes (or in America) and cut out all the BS?

ML/NJ

9 posted on 10/29/2010 5:33:48 PM PDT by ml/nj
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The fundamental problem with this is binary explosives. Component A will not detonate by itself when Amish Ahmed walks through with a generous portion. Component B will not detonate as Quaker Qasim strolls through with his share of the device. When they get together in the men’s room before boarding the flight . . .

Note: so far the recruits have been shockingly inept, as one would expect from people willing to kill themselves over an absurd quasi-religious cult, but eventually Malik the Mennonite will manage this rather easy process.


10 posted on 10/29/2010 5:38:12 PM PDT by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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11 posted on 10/29/2010 5:38:12 PM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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great idea.........and we can all keep our shoes on..


14 posted on 10/29/2010 6:37:43 PM PDT by goat granny
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Coming soon to a home near you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZFH4wCLVXY

16 posted on 11/07/2010 11:26:16 PM PST by PureSolace (Trust in God)
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What a great idea, why not work on this kind of technology instead of all the useless stuff we’re doing now?


18 posted on 11/15/2010 9:04:45 AM PST by greyfox (If I were a Democrat I'd be pushing for the fairness doctrine too.)
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