And now for some cartoons:
IBTP
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk.”
The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down. “You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nods his head up and down.
“Well, did you see this?” “Yes,” motioned the monkey.
“What happened?” The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
“They were drinking?” asked the officer. The monkey nods his head “Yes.”
“What else?” The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
“They were smoking marijuana?” The monkey nods his head “Yes.”
“What else?” The monkey motioned “kissing.”
“They were kissing, too?” asked the astounded officer. The monkey nods his head “Yes.”
“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked.” The monkey nods his head “Yes.”
“What were you doing during all this?”
“Driving” motioned the monkey.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
In....much needed today.
TGIF!
Check out this funny YouTube video:
Barack O-Flocka Flames Nigga EPIC Obama President WAKA FLOCKA PARODY Rap Song
An other example of what Dr. Laura was saying about the word Nigga.
How do you make a witch faint?
Use a dizzy spell!
What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A crumby mummy!
What do you say to a 2-headed monster?
Hello, hello.
How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humour?
Because he kept his monster in stitches.
How do mummies hide?
They wear masking tape.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and
divide it by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What are a vampire's favourite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
"You're under a vest!"
What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
How do you make a milkshake?
You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her "W".
“What’s scarier than being a Democrat this Election Day?”
Being a Democrat on the day AFTER election day!!
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Yeaaaa!! It’s friday WooHOO!!
IN!!
My psychic told me not to post anything for a while so, sorry folks, there will not be any posts from me today.
Obama at dinner time(funny funny stuff)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=CA&client=mv-google&hl=en&v=aXQTaWjMoFw