Vanity - Predictions for October Surprise Friday 2010

10.28.10 | Perdogg

[Perdogg]

We are only 24 hours away (Friday papers come out Thursday night) from October Surprise Friday 2010.

Make your predictions.

[excopconservative]

Giants will win in four. SF libs will still be celebrating into Tuesday and will remember about voting on Wednesday.

[ziravan]

Nancy Pelosi abruptly resigns as Speaker (she’s going to lose it, anyway) and 125 Congressional candidates simultaneously say the most vicious things about her - all incumbent democrats.

[Walkingfeather]

It should have hit by now. It would have to track through the weekend cycles to build to the sunday news shows to froth it to a frenzy.

[eyedigress]

Thats the point. The ends to the means is to make America as Europe. The socialist agenda of the Euro failed. The Chinese are strong on trade. Obama is a socialist. We are losing trade. Obama is going away. I don’t have time for this shit.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

From what?

[SatinDoll]

The President and First Lady disclose that they’ve both had sex change operations! Yeah, the kids are theirs.

Weird.

[SatinDoll]

Now, that wouldn't surprise a hell’uva lot of posters here at Free Republic.

If it happens expect the folks on TV and radio to start telling all about Obama. I know they've been holding back on the Birth Certificate scandal information.

[Drumbo]

You watch David Letterman? You must be desperate.

[Johnny B.]

In an effort to depress the conservative vote, Democrats will announce that they have proof that every Republican candidate is actually homosexual.

Because he doesn’t realize that this is just a dirty trick, Barny Frank will abruptly change party affiliations.

[rintense]

I forget where I read it (some gossip blog) but there was a blind item about a highly visible race where if the numbers were too close, the male candidate would reveal his female opponent (allegedly) had an abortion several years ago.

Now since we know most conservatives are pro life, and most liberals are low life scum, there are three high profile races that fit this bill:

1. Angle v. Reid

2. Whittman v. Brown

3. O'Donnell v. Coons

[Perdogg]

I thought Sharon said she had an October Surprise.

[King Moonracer]

Cornered ‘Rats are full of surprises. The MSM will always lend a helping hand. Be vigilant!

[I still care]

I never watch Letterman. I was just remote surfing.

I can’t stand the man. He not only hates conservatives, he’s bitter and mean.

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

The mainstream media will make up the following:

Chris Coons studied at a Franciscan Seminary (LOL)
Sharron Angle HATES illegals (oh wait...)
John Boehner used escort service.
Rand Paul had a sex-change operation.