Fort Pierce Man Accused of Corn Dog Attack

WPTV ^ | 10/19/2010 | WILL GREENLEE

[GeronL]

Who writes this way? Gee wiz

Anyway, I would hope they used French’s Mustard. lol

[JennysCool]

I suspect beer involvement.

[Billthedrill]

The affidavit didn't specify what type of mustard coated the corn dog Mckeliver is accused of throwing.

Probably grounds for an appeal. I'm guessing it wasn't Grey Poupon.

[GeronL]

One of those long-term stay hotel/motel places... or a flophouse

[Liberty Valance]

Mr. Mustard in the Library with a ... Candlestick? Again?

[Responsibility2nd]

Generally speaking, corn dogs are hot dogs coated in cornmeal batter and deep fried. They are served on a wooden stick...

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lolol

The more I read this article, the more convinced I am that John Semmens is playing some cruel joke on us.

But really, Generally speaking, is there ANY OTHER WAY to make a corn dog?

[GeronL]

lol.

What ends with -ies? I have no clue.

[Texas resident]

The intake deputy at the county jail recognized him.

Might have been there before?

[achilles2000]

A perfect example of something that is an utter waste of police and prosecutorial resources.

[stefanbatory]

honk honk honk

[GeronL]

HONKIES??

[Genoa]

= apartment hotel, perhaps?

[Alex Murphy]

Fort Pierce police arrested Tommie Lee Mckeliver, 48, on Saturday after his beau told investigators he "got mad at her and threw a paper plate that contained a mustard covered State Fair corn dog on it." The corn dog crashed into her chest area, leaving her "coated" in mustard.

"(The girlfriend) stunned by the situation then found herself being pushed out of the room, and (the) door locked behind her," the affidavit states.

Good thing he threw only one, and didn't decide to carpet-bomb her!

[ameribbean expat]

probably “honkies”.

History of that being considered pejorative in FL:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080317184347AAtAKYN

[Onelifetogive]

A man accused of throwing a mustard-covered corn dog that hit his live-in girlfriend during a weekend fracas faces misdemeanor charges...

If this is a misdemeanor, Blutarsky should have received a life sentence.

[stefanbatory]

I was thinking that their “criminal justice” system was a bit overstaffed...but I’m not expert - just a taxpayer toiling away to finance this all...

[Responsibility2nd]

ping

[USS Alaska]

an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.”

I go to Ft Pierce every winter and any structure on N Second is an apparent building and a possible hotel.

Hey, that structure could be a tent.

If driving on N Second, carry multiple weapons.

[old3030]

Kitties.

[Dumpster Baby]

See how you like getting hit in the fracas with a corn dog!