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Zing !!!!!!!!!
1 posted on 09/28/2010 6:20:40 PM PDT by MindBender26
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To: MindBender26

So it will get pulled.... who cares! :)


2 posted on 09/28/2010 6:21:49 PM PDT by MindBender26 (Fighting the "con" in Conservatism on FR, since 1998.)
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To: MindBender26

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot


3 posted on 09/28/2010 6:24:19 PM PDT by FortWorthPatriot (Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
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To: MindBender26

Counting down to editorial excision...

3-2-1...


4 posted on 09/28/2010 6:25:45 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: MindBender26

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.

Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What’s toilet paper?

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.

Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”

She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”

Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that’s a mighty big word for a 6 year old.”


6 posted on 09/28/2010 6:26:33 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Character is defined by how we treat those who society says have no value.)
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To: MindBender26
I bowel down to your wit...


8 posted on 09/28/2010 6:27:36 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 616 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: MindBender26

In before the.........


15 posted on 09/28/2010 6:31:24 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: MindBender26

I just want to be able to say I was here...


17 posted on 09/28/2010 6:32:02 PM PDT by socal_parrot (I hate to say I told you so, but...)
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To: MindBender26

It is funny. Maybe this will love on in google cache land.


19 posted on 09/28/2010 6:34:08 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: MindBender26

Hi Mom!


22 posted on 09/28/2010 6:36:50 PM PDT by jessduntno ("If anybody believes they can increase taxes today, they're out of their mind." -- Mayor Daley)
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To: MindBender26

LOL! Thanks!


23 posted on 09/28/2010 6:37:41 PM PDT by ladyvet (I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
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To: MindBender26

Sept28, 1999: First Muslim female seeing eye dog

26 posted on 09/28/2010 6:40:50 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: MindBender26

LMAO!!!!!


30 posted on 09/28/2010 6:58:20 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: MindBender26

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2008/09/more_offensive_muslim_jokes.html


32 posted on 09/28/2010 7:00:13 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: MindBender26

Dang. Almost an hour and no zo..............


36 posted on 09/28/2010 7:20:55 PM PDT by rickb308 (I didn't leave the Republican Party, The RINO Party left me.)
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To: MindBender26

This thread is so baaaad its goat. ;)


38 posted on 09/28/2010 8:19:26 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: VRWCmember; Constitution Day; martin_fierro

can’t believe it is still here.


43 posted on 09/29/2010 11:07:33 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (I can see November from my house. Christine turned me into a Newt. I got better. Go Joe DioGuardio)
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To: MindBender26; NeoCaveman

Classic!!

I cannot believe this hasn’t been pulled yet. hehehe


44 posted on 09/29/2010 11:14:21 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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