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Man Smokes 292,000 Ciggies...Lives to 100!
thesun.co.uk ^ | Sept. 24, 2010 | STAFF REPORTER

Posted on 09/24/2010 3:39:43 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

A CHAIN smoking pensioner has celebrated his 100th birthday despite puffing on nearly 300,000 cigarettes — and glugging a glass of whisky a day.

Old soldier Arthur Langran - who survived being blown up by a grenade in the Second World War - claims the key to his longevity is doing what everyone tells him not to.

The dad-of-two started smoking aged 20 and has gone through at least TEN-A-DAY ever since. That works out at an incredible 292,000 cigarettes.

As well as being partial to the odd cigar he also sups a dram of Macallan single malt Scotch right before he goes to bed and credits it for his long life.

But his tipple a day over 80 years totals a staggering 900 BOTTLES.

He said: "I always say the secret is doing things you're not told to do. I have been smoking since I was 20 and I still enjoy it - and a pipe."

Arthur, from Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk, downed pints of ale at his local pub to celebrate the milestone.

His eldest son Peter, 62, revealed doctors had told his father to KEEP smoking — despite having gone through 292,000 in total already.

Peter said: "These days he rolls himself five or six a day but used to smoke more and has his pipe once in the morning and once in the afternoon.

"The doctor has said it's not worth getting him to give up the cigarettes."

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1 posted on 09/24/2010 3:39:44 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Good for him !


2 posted on 09/24/2010 3:41:27 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Whats a glass of whiskey and a few ciggies compared to a freegin grenade and a war?


3 posted on 09/24/2010 3:43:41 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

"throw in a few bottles of good Scotch, a few cigars, and he cudda done 105"

4 posted on 09/24/2010 3:44:33 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Madame Dufarge; metesky

My kind of guy ! :-)


5 posted on 09/24/2010 3:47:17 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Oddly, My Great Grandad had a glass of whiskey a day as well as one or two wines and lived to 96.
He also used chewing tobacco and a pipe.
Ate butter/eggs/and lard daily.


6 posted on 09/24/2010 3:47:47 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

LOL, grandpa smoked two cigars a day and never went without bacon and eggs for breakfast - sure ‘nuf killed him at 98.


7 posted on 09/24/2010 3:49:47 PM PDT by Jolla
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To: Mears; Madame Dufarge; metesky
My kind of guy ! :-)

Me too!!!!!!

8 posted on 09/24/2010 3:49:54 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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My Father on the other hand was an athlete all his life, ran marathons into his fifty’s, didnt smoke or drink.

His first heart attack was at 57. the second one killed him at 62.


9 posted on 09/24/2010 3:50:29 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Headline?

"Unhealthy" lifestyle
NHS Refuses Senior Aspirin For Headache

10 posted on 09/24/2010 3:50:44 PM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: Doogle

I bet if he starts having unprotected sex with HIV-positive meth head street hookers he’ll make it to 120.


11 posted on 09/24/2010 3:51:11 PM PDT by Callahan
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To: Free ThinkerNY
And their are those who will say cigarettes killed him.
12 posted on 09/24/2010 3:51:46 PM PDT by True Grit
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Ten cigarettes a day is "chain smoking"?

The guy sounds like a slacker to me. I had smoked over 300,000 cigarettes before I got out of my 30's.

13 posted on 09/24/2010 3:55:44 PM PDT by Wissa (Gone Galt)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
What did he do when he got cancer? Cuz smoking causes cancer, therefore he either had or has cancer. Given C, A therefore B.

Or maybe the Sturgeon General should instead say, "Along with other factors, smoking is sometimes a causative agent in cancer."

Roll up another one, old timer, and enjoy your life!
14 posted on 09/24/2010 3:57:00 PM PDT by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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To: True Grit
And there are those who will say cigarettes killed him.

Yup. Another "smoking-related death" statistic.
15 posted on 09/24/2010 3:58:27 PM PDT by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

His body was so toxic that cancer couldn’t survive in it. Just a case of being so mean that you repel evil. :-)


16 posted on 09/24/2010 3:58:44 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: LearsFool
Or maybe the Sturgeon General should instead say, "Along with other factors, smoking is sometimes a causative agent in cancer."

He might buy that- hook, line and sinker.

17 posted on 09/24/2010 4:00:13 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: LearsFool

Yo! I have several friends who have gotten cancer that never smoked!

A long list.

Actually the list is longer than the smokers I have known that died of cancer, which number exactly zero.

I am not saying that smoking is good for you, but I am saying you are full of ****

The big C doesn’t care how you live your life.


18 posted on 09/24/2010 4:01:17 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Riley

That has been my plan all along Lol!


19 posted on 09/24/2010 4:02:15 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

TO

ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE

1920s, 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, and the 00’s

First, we survived being born to mothers

Who smoked and/or drank while they were Pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing,

Tuna from a can and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles,

Locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode

Our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.

As infants & children,

We would ride in cars with no car seats,

No booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.

Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a warm day

Was always a special treat.

We drank water

From the garden hose and not from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends,

From one bottle and no one actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon.

We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar.

And, we weren’t overweight.

WHY?

Because we were

Always outside playing...that’s why!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day,

As long as we were back when the

Streetlights came on.

No one was able

To reach us all day. And, we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of soap box scraps

And then ride them down the hill, only to find out

We forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes

A few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo’s and X-boxes.

There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable,

No video movies or DVD’s, no surround-sound or CD’s,

No cell phones,

No personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms.

WE HAD FRIENDS

And we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth

And there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt,

And the worms did not live in us

Forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and,

Although we were told it would happen,

We did not put out very many eyes..

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and

Knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just

Walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.

Those who didn’t had to learn to deal

With disappointment.

Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law

Was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best

Risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.

The past 90 years

Have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,

And we learned how to deal with it all.

If YOU are one of them?

CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others

Who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the

Lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives

For our own good.

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know

How brave and lucky their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house

With scissors, doesn’t it ?

The quote of the

Month is by Jay Leno:

“With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control,

Mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms

Tearing up the country from one end to another,

And with the threat of swine flu

And terrorist attacks.

Are we sure this is a good time

To take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?”


20 posted on 09/24/2010 4:02:58 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
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