[Lucky9teen]

Obama: "Get up and walk...I say....for you are healed..."

[Lucky9teen]

"This guy won't stop talking about God....I'm gonna be sick...."

[jakerobins]

If Obama’s record is any prediction the Property Value of that house just went in the toilet....

[Sacajaweau]

Obama must have absolute control of photo shoots and campaign stops...no more Joe the plumber types.

[Average Al]

Wow, how many people were behind this garage. 8-10?

[workerbee]

"Lady, you get a drool stain on this shirt and it'll be the last thing you ever do."

[albie]

“Where’s my free sh&^?” “Yeah! Where’s my free s%#?” You promised us free sh*@!”

[clearcarbon]

[Retired Greyhound]

"I already told you Lady, there is no 'Obama-money'"

[Califreak]

So unpopular, he has to have his little town hall deal in a backyard now...

[Political Junkie Too]

Obama meets more exhausted people.

And no, going to Falls Church does not count as going to church.

-PJ

[Red_Devil 232]

Bubba (on far right): Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Bubba: Where are my shrimps? I dinnet gets no shimps

[jersey117]

Always traipsing around the country trying to pick up a sound byte for the sheeple to catch on the evening news.

[Berlin_Freeper]

[unkus]

0bama whole being is made up of Bull $hit.

[goseminoles]

[nascarnation]

Baraq, I voted for you five or six times for President. And all I got was this crappy "Recovery Summer" do-rag

[goseminoles]

[Fintan]

OMG...Where's my free cell phone, cable TV,  Lexus SUV, and my DAMN HOUSE YOU PROMISED???!!?!!

 

[Slyfox]

Aunt Zeituni? I don't have no Aunt Zeituni!

[Slyfox]

Little boy in the blue:

Hey! The president just spit at me!