Posted on 09/20/2010 1:59:04 PM PDT by TSgt
She said she needed a safe house. I told her she could stay in my basement if she could operate a microwave. Then the phone went dead...
Lindsey Lohan cooties in your basement? Yuch. Yuck. Yuq.
Barney Frank has room in his basement.
“Why do I think they are going to find this girl dead somewhere in the near future?”
I can see calling someone not yet old enough to vote a girl, but Lohan is 24. By the time someone is 24 they have been an adult for six years and legally old enough to drink for three. Part of her problem is that she still thinks of herself as “girl” when in reality she is a woman.
When my wife was 24 she would have taken umbrage at being called a girl rather than a woman. Of course, she had been self-supporting since she was 18, and by then we had been married five years and already had a child.
I’ll arm wrestle ya for her.
Hey, Lindsay! I can cook up some awesome Italian food for ya.
Ya look like you could use some.
My wife was friends with a woman who got her kid to be the Pampers baby for a while... it paid for the kid's college (the mom saved and invested the earnings), and now the kid is grown and she's currently a costume designer (currently the head designer for Dancing with the Stars).
I remain unimpressed with this skank.
Not only that but it was not too long ago she was a young girl in a Disney movie.
I’d hit it.
Robert Downey Jr. has said the only thing that saved his life was hard time in prison and the mandatory counseling that came with it. It is possible to turn your life around, but it is far more likely that Lindsay will just end up dead some day.
Yep. Sexy as hell.
even with the herpes????!
.... with her phony blue eyes (contacts).
She looks nothing like that now. Mental illness and substance abuse take their toll.
Paris looks like a well dressed Tranny, sorry..
I agree. She was lovely. It’s very sad.
My advice to her or her lawyer:
She needs an absolute change of life away from her hollyweird friends for at least a year, maybe if smart, the rest of your life.
Remember this, this change will be dramatic & life changing & probably much more rewarding but will/would be “tough love” but rewarding.
Remember this too, Texas does not play games, especially this county with DWI. But here’s the deal. As rich as you are you could swing it, & yep it’s gonna be hard but worth it.
There’s a nice ranch in Walker County that you could easily buy for about $3/4mil, it’s completely cleared & 3 or 4 times a year produces great hay for you, YES YOU, for the 1st time in your life you’ll see what hard work is.
So which job is it you want? Riding the baler, throwing the bales or stacking? Opps sorry that sounds a lot like work but remember this, it builds character.
But that’s actually the easy part.
You need to hire an older ranch hand to teach you the ropes. Go to the local feed store or a few of them, they’ll find you someone.
He’ll supervise you on a strict schedule of waking up early to feed your dogs, cats, chickens, pigs, goats, horses & cattle.
BUT THAT’S ALL THE EASY PART, your punishment phase as per your agreement (if you really want to change) will be to register in Montgomery County under DA Ligon & perform 2 hrs Community service at the local food pantry for a year, 500 hrs community service, ( who knows) you may enjoy serving those less fortunite than you?
Followed by thrice drug tests & local DA/AA classes.
You may say but where’s the fun?
Fun is taking my grand-daughter to the arena in town for the Sat. “barrel races” or the “roping.”
Trust me, if you want to get your career going and in high gear you gotta do it.
This will connect to those you wish & improve your life.
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