To: B4Ranch
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly youre in bed with a relative. Another way to say that is you're in bed with someone you can reasonably assume is involved with you as a person, rather than as a body part, and has a reasonable chance of working out the hazards of life with you and whatever children turn up.
I think that's a lot more *ahem* inspiring than being in bed with someone you're pretty sure doesn't give a flying freep if you're dead tomorrow, as long as he ejaculates tonight.
79 posted on
09/18/2010 5:20:59 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
To: Tax-chick
Not in the mood for humor at the moment, are you? Forgive me for intruding.
81 posted on
09/18/2010 7:16:12 AM PDT by
B4Ranch
(Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
To: Tax-chick
85 posted on
09/18/2010 7:58:02 AM PDT by
little jeremiah
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
To: Tax-chick
I think that's a lot more *ahem* inspiring than being in bed with someone you're pretty sure doesn't give a flying freep if you're dead tomorrow, as long as he ejaculates tonight. I wouldn't know.
To quote the inimitable comedy team Puke and Snot:
(actress) -- Tell me, is it true what they say about you Frenchmen?
Puke -- What, that we rarely bathe and are rude to foreigners?
(actress) -- No, that,they say the Frenchmen are the world's greatest lovers?
Snot -- I don't know, I've never made love to a French man.
Cheers!
(Full Disclosure: RIP Snot, we'll miss you.)
90 posted on
09/18/2010 9:03:19 AM PDT by
grey_whiskers
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