[grey_whiskers]

I think that's a lot more *ahem* inspiring than being in bed with someone you're pretty sure doesn't give a flying freep if you're dead tomorrow, as long as he ejaculates tonight.

I wouldn't know.

To quote the inimitable comedy team Puke and Snot:

(actress) -- Tell me, is it true what they say about you Frenchmen?

Puke -- What, that we rarely bathe and are rude to foreigners?

(actress) -- No, that,they say the Frenchmen are the world's greatest lovers?

Snot -- I don't know, I've never made love to a French man.

Cheers!

(Full Disclosure: RIP Snot, we'll miss you.)

[Tax-chick]

I’ve never made love to a Frenchman, either, so that makes all of us.