Posted on 09/16/2010 12:04:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
Floriduh PING
Throw the book at her, then throw the keys away.
I don’t care how hot you might be — you don’t burn a man’s go-kart.
Another rough trip down the ugly tree.
I can see why she would be jealous....
“Throw the book at her, then throw the keys away. I don’t care how hot you might be — you don’t burn a man’s go-kart.”
Do men own go-karts? Aren’t they a little ... small?
How do you burn a hot tub? Isn’t that like burning a giant cup of coffee?
ping
Size doesn't matter -- it all depends on what you can get out of that two-stroke...
“Size doesn’t matter ...”
Uh huh ...
I guess she could have filled the hot tub with gas from the go-kart.
GUILTY! Death sentence for her! Can’t burn a man’s boat and be that ugly.
J-Lo on the other hand can burn my boat anytime.
Anyone watching a jolo movie deserves to have their go-kart and hot tub vandalized.
Paul Thorn’s Burn Down the Trailer Park
I borrowed some money, I sold my car
I set an airstream trailor up on blocks.
That satellite dish was my first mistake,
She started watchin’ Oprah Winifrey and Rikki Lake.
She cut me down to once a week,
At supper time there wasn’t nothing to eat.
I was paranoid and scared to death,
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath.
Chorus: Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can’t live here since you broke my heart,
I’m gonna burn down the trailer park.
She hired the neigbor’s son to cut our grass,
She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie.
My landlord came while I was out of town,
Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down.
I fell asleep with the Late Show on,
Now it’s 3 a. m., I wake up and she’s gone.
I’ve got a strong suspicion she’s at it again,
But since I don’t know which trailer she’s in...
Chorus: Burn down the trailer park,
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can’t live here since you broke my heart,
I’m gonna burn down the trailer park.
Burn it down.
Jenny Jones don’t understand,
Geraldo don’t understand,
Maury Povich sure don’t understand
I got a can of gas and I’m a dangerous man.
Chorus: I’m gonna burn down the trailer park,
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can’t live here since you broke my heart,
I’m gonna burn down the trailer park.
Burn down the trailer park.
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can’t live here since you broke my heart,
I’m gonna burn down the trailer park.
Burn down the trailer park.
Burn it down.
I used to drive a bumper car until I quit drinking.
Easy to see how the guy could afford a boat and a hot tub...he didn’t spend a whole lot on finding a wife.
“Throw the book at her,”
Why waste a perfectly good book? Its not going to mess up her face. Just sayin.
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