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1 posted on 09/16/2010 12:04:23 PM PDT by a fool in paradise

To: Slings and Arrows

2 posted on 09/16/2010 12:04:55 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)

3 posted on 09/16/2010 12:05:52 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)

10 posted on 09/16/2010 12:14:01 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)

To: a fool in paradise

Shannon, you're husband is all mine now ...

11 posted on 09/16/2010 12:14:08 PM PDT by Scythian

To: a fool in paradise

Anyone watching a jolo movie deserves to have their go-kart and hot tub vandalized.

16 posted on 09/16/2010 12:17:19 PM PDT by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)

To: a fool in paradise

Paul Thorn’s Burn Down the Trailer Park

I borrowed some money, I sold my car
I set an airstream trailor up on blocks.
That satellite dish was my first mistake,
She started watchin’ Oprah Winifrey and Rikki Lake.
She cut me down to once a week,
At supper time there wasn’t nothing to eat.
I was paranoid and scared to death,
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath.

Chorus: Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can’t live here since you broke my heart,
I’m gonna burn down the trailer park.

She hired the neigbor’s son to cut our grass,
She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie.
My landlord came while I was out of town,
Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down.
I fell asleep with the Late Show on,
Now it’s 3 a. m., I wake up and she’s gone.
I’ve got a strong suspicion she’s at it again,
But since I don’t know which trailer she’s in...

Chorus: Burn down the trailer park,
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can’t live here since you broke my heart,
I’m gonna burn down the trailer park.

Burn it down.

Jenny Jones don’t understand,
Geraldo don’t understand,
Maury Povich sure don’t understand
I got a can of gas and I’m a dangerous man.

Chorus: I’m gonna burn down the trailer park,
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can’t live here since you broke my heart,
I’m gonna burn down the trailer park.

Burn down the trailer park.
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can’t live here since you broke my heart,
I’m gonna burn down the trailer park.
Burn down the trailer park.
Burn it down.

17 posted on 09/16/2010 12:18:01 PM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)

To: a fool in paradise

Surely there was something other to burn than the Jacuzzi.

I mean..they aren't easy to torch.

Be like someone trying to burn my pond.........

23 posted on 09/16/2010 12:22:48 PM PDT by Osage Orange (Kill them all...let God sort them out.)

To: a fool in paradise

OK, on one hand you have a wife who has good taste in movies. On the other, she has less temper control than is acceptable in a woman who isn’t, well, JLo.

I think there is irony in there somewhere.

28 posted on 09/16/2010 12:34:50 PM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius

To: a fool in paradise

Wasn’t JLo the wife in a movie about a husband that beat her, and she took up self defense, and then when he came back, she beat him to death? or some such?

31 posted on 09/16/2010 12:55:09 PM PDT by LearnsFromMistakes (Yes, I am happy to see you. But that IS a gun in my pocket.)

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