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God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine
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| September 15, 2010
| PJ-Comix
Posted on 09/15/2010 5:54:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Okay, first off I admit that I feel like a complete jerk for posting this thread...but I had to.
What happened is that a little after 7 P.M. tonight something happened during an ATM transaction involving $40 of my deposit being jammed into the ATM deposit slot mechanism. That very briefly is what happened but it was the circumstances surrounding and involving the transaction (and the charge it was meant to cover) that was so bizarre. To make a very long story short, I soon afterwards had a message flash in my head (which I admit could have been the result of a hyperactive imagination) that I had to post a thread of this exact title on the FR. Of course, I immediately rejected that idea. Unfortunately the next thought was that I BETTER post this thread. So here it is. I am posting this primarily because I don't later want to post a thread titled something like, "God Gave Me a Heart Attack Because I Refused to post the thread titled, "God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: atmmachine; awsomethread; coolthread; crap; doublerainbow; dumb; god; mostinspiringthread; strangethread; stupid; waste
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To: PJ-Comix
What did you do when asked if you wanted a receipt?
To: PJ-Comix
FWIW, if your deposit didn’t make it into the ATM but it got recorded they will likely freeze your account tomorrow.
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posted on
09/15/2010 7:58:39 PM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: Raycpa
FWIW, if your deposit didn’t make it into the ATM but it got recorded they will likely freeze your account tomorrow.I called up and got it straightened out. No frozen account.
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posted on
09/15/2010 8:07:52 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Taking it to the next level with coupons)
To: PJ-Comix
Geez, I hope God didn’t give you the message “Insufficient Funds”
84
posted on
09/15/2010 8:15:03 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
To: SIDENET
You can check out the pie recipe on my profile page, at the end. It’s a batchelors way to make a great icebox pie!
85
posted on
09/15/2010 8:19:18 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Morg, believing they cannot be deceived, it's nye impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: PJ-Comix
You know, historically God and money changers have had a somewhat strained relationship.
To: PJ-Comix
87
posted on
09/15/2010 8:49:08 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: NautiNurse
LOL! You were nice it. I bet the poor thing was mortified.
88
posted on
09/15/2010 8:53:19 PM PDT
by
Judith Anne
(Holy Mary, Mother of God, please pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.)
To: Nailbiter
89
posted on
09/15/2010 9:08:53 PM PDT
by
IncPen
(Educating Barack Obama has been the most expensive project in human history.)
To: PJ-Comix
Don’t stune my beeber, bro!
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posted on
09/15/2010 9:19:48 PM PDT
by
andyk
To: NautiNurse
The pharmacist stammered about receiving a brief inservice education for administering injections. Gently, I showed her how to properly draw up liquid from a vial into a syringe. She was embarrassed, and asked me not to tell anybody. Eeeesh!Next time you hear somebody say they got the flu after getting a flu shot...remember this story. Yes, I called the pharmacy HQ and told them their vaccine administration education for pharmacists was insufficient.
Oh wow... yikes!
Just think of all of the people she supposedly may have injected with nothing instead of the vaccine.
Kudos to you for reporting the situation to the pharmacy HQ. You may have saved a life or two because of your effort... :o)
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posted on
09/15/2010 10:35:42 PM PDT
by
nutmeg
(September 13, 2010 - My 10-year FReeper anniversary. WOO HOO!!!)
To: PJ-Comix
God gave me a vision that you were supposed to give me all your money. It was real vivid.
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posted on
09/16/2010 12:06:37 AM PDT
by
willyd
(Tree planting is a zero sum game unless you find the seed on the sidewalk ;-))
To: PJ-Comix
What was the communication? Did I miss it?
93
posted on
09/16/2010 12:13:52 AM PDT
by
swheats
(We were born for such a time as this. Let's Roll!)
To: PJ-Comix
LOL Ok so God owns the thousand hills and the cattle on it and He will supply what you are in need of. This is not the time to withhold but to give.
Was that close to what was communicated?
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posted on
09/16/2010 12:28:59 AM PDT
by
swheats
(We were born for such a time as this. Let's Roll!)
To: swheats
What was the communication? Did I miss it?NO message. Only that I post this thread. So I did. End of story.
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posted on
09/16/2010 4:11:08 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Taking it to the next level with coupons)
To: PJ-Comix
I like to eat grapes that have been in the freezer.
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posted on
09/16/2010 4:15:43 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Flank steak is very lean.)
To: Allegra
I like to eat grapes that have been in the freezer.You naughty naughty woman!
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posted on
09/16/2010 6:38:53 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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