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God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine
Self | September 15, 2010 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/15/2010 5:54:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Okay, first off I admit that I feel like a complete jerk for posting this thread...but I had to.

What happened is that a little after 7 P.M. tonight something happened during an ATM transaction involving $40 of my deposit being jammed into the ATM deposit slot mechanism. That very briefly is what happened but it was the circumstances surrounding and involving the transaction (and the charge it was meant to cover) that was so bizarre. To make a very long story short, I soon afterwards had a message flash in my head (which I admit could have been the result of a hyperactive imagination) that I had to post a thread of this exact title on the FR. Of course, I immediately rejected that idea. Unfortunately the next thought was that I BETTER post this thread. So here it is. I am posting this primarily because I don't later want to post a thread titled something like, "God Gave Me a Heart Attack Because I Refused to post the thread titled, "God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: atmmachine; awsomethread; coolthread; crap; doublerainbow; dumb; god; mostinspiringthread; strangethread; stupid; waste
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To: NYCslicker

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41 posted on 09/15/2010 6:11:22 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: NYCslicker
It was from Zod.


42 posted on 09/15/2010 6:13:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix

Rural ATM? Any moose nearby? Or your sister, was she in the vacinity? Any cheese eaten in the preceeding hours? And do you NEED to jump in the shower!?!


43 posted on 09/15/2010 6:18:10 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (RINOs=Obama Republicans :p)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

WOOHOO!


44 posted on 09/15/2010 6:18:38 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: PJ-Comix

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45 posted on 09/15/2010 6:22:13 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (lame and ill-informed post)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I am posting this primarily because I don't later want to post a thread titled something like, "God Gave Me a Heart Attack Because I Refused to post the thread titled, "God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine."

I hate it when that happens.

46 posted on 09/15/2010 6:24:01 PM PDT by grandpa jones (Obama must be exhausted, having to tote that giant brain of his around all the time.)
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47 posted on 09/15/2010 6:25:22 PM PDT by DaveTesla (You can fool some of the people some of the time......)
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To: PJ-Comix

But you were supposed to post it to the Religion Forum.


48 posted on 09/15/2010 6:26:44 PM PDT by decimon
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To: PJ-Comix
Having any tingling sensations or numbness in your extremities?

Ringing in your ears?

Light headed?

Any tightness in your chest?

An impending sense of doom?

49 posted on 09/15/2010 6:27:06 PM PDT by 2111USMC
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50 posted on 09/15/2010 6:28:36 PM PDT by camerakid400
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To: PJ-Comix

Don’t let the DUmmies see this thread.


51 posted on 09/15/2010 6:29:06 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: PJ-Comix

God communicated with me too, via an ATM!

He said, “You have insufficient funds.”


52 posted on 09/15/2010 6:29:16 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey, I’ve never been told to post a thread,
but I have gotten prompts to do a thing,
at various times, of all kind of requests.

In fact - TONIGHT, a little after 7 - I got a
prompt to go and buy and a lottery ticket for
the store clerk I just chatted with, so I did
and went back to the store to give it to him.

Seems stupid, but I’ve learned to not ignore
these things.

Whatever happened to you, at least God knows you’re
willing to follow orders. Be blessed. :)

But I would love to know what exactly happened.
Curious minds.... :)


53 posted on 09/15/2010 6:29:22 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan
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To: PJ-Comix

You never know what means God uses, Maybe someone here was praying for a sign to help them decide on something, one of my first God realizations was when I was sitting in a park thinking about the Lord, when I realised it was getting late, I asked myself without speaking what time is it, immediately a couple walked by and the lady said to the man, its 6:30 we better get going, God speaks in all things if we listen,all was created by His word, its sorting out what he is saying that takes prayer and seeking..
Got Jesus? If not ask him to come into your life, to be your life, and you accept his gift of salvation and the forgiveness of your sins in His blood, maybe that is why you posted..if you do and have that heart attack you will feel much better about it..


54 posted on 09/15/2010 6:31:28 PM PDT by aeonspromise
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To: aeonspromise

maybe it is a sign to donate to christine to save america...

she is doing very well today

http://christine2010.com/


55 posted on 09/15/2010 6:34:55 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, where’s the rest of the story? or did I miss it? God wants you to be thorough.


56 posted on 09/15/2010 6:36:14 PM PDT by madison10
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, if He can use Balaam's ass, why wouldn't He be able to use PJ-Comix?


57 posted on 09/15/2010 6:36:54 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Islamists demanding "tolerance"? That's like Hannibal Lecter demanding to decide the menu.)
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To: RummyChick

Go Christine...


58 posted on 09/15/2010 6:39:47 PM PDT by aeonspromise
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you have a coupon for that??


59 posted on 09/15/2010 6:40:12 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

60 posted on 09/15/2010 6:43:10 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
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