Posted on 09/15/2010 1:20:31 PM PDT by fishtank
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made in Germany?
IPPA Computer: Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!
[Joe inserts his arm]
IPPA Computer: Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: I’m not sure if...
IPPA Computer: You have entered the name “Not Sure.” Is this correct, Not Sure?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it’s not correct...
IPPA Computer: Thank you! “Not” is correct. Is “Sure” correct?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it’s not, my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer: You have already confirmed your first name is “Not.” Please confirm your last name, “Sure.”
Pvt. Joe Bowers: My last name is not “Sure!”
IPPA Computer: Thank you, Not Sure!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, what I mean is my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!
< /idiocracy >
I think the “beast mark” will be a real mark perhaps like those “data squares” that have kinds of dots and geometric designs that when decoded have hundreds of lines of information in them. These “squares, about the size of a postage stamp seem to be replacing the UPC codes or are printed along side them on more and more products.
What a sad universe you live in, with a deity who has already decided to take a dive, and hand over the world to the forces of evil.
Ummm, the person you refer to as “a deity” is the Almighty Lord and Creator of the Universe.
Ohhh, and He does win in the end.
What does YOUR universe have different than ours?
Are you still doing meth?
They're going to put tattoos in children's ice cream, Mandrake.
Then what does it matter what happens in the interim?
“What a sad universe you live in, with a deity who has already decided to take a dive, and hand over the world to the forces of evil”
God already took “the dive” and his LOGOS was made flesh and dwelt amongst us, who died and was resurrected and ascended to heaven. God’s spirit was sent to write Christ into the living hearts of men. This world is passing away, even the heavens as well, but the word of the LIVING CHRIST will never pass away.
That’s the “sad universe” I’m living in...would you like to join me there and keep me company?
Thanks for asking!
The center of my universe is the reigning Lord Jesus Christ, who dwells in us by His Spirit, and is at work around us to overthrow the schemes of the wicked, and to prosper the interests of His Kingdom, until all enemies (except one) are defeated, crushed under His feet. )Psalm 110 is the psalm most frequently quotes or cited in the New Testament, btw.)
My reigning Lord Jesus Christ invites us to his table, garbs us with his robes of authority, and feeds us with his food to incorporate us into his body. We then represent His interests in our corner of His Kingdom. The Lord I serve loves the world He created, and calls upon us to steward and develop it until the day of the final resurrection.
If we know the One who holds the future, we don't worry about what the future holds -- let alone try to map out the future.
You should have made THAT your first post on this thread.
It would have been perfect.
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