Posted on 09/15/2010 4:31:12 AM PDT by Rebelbase
Police in Covington, Louisiana have arrested a woman who allegedly stripped naked during a cab ride before stealing the vehicle.
29-year-old Jennifer Gille from St. Clair Shores, Michican, was picked up by a driver at 1am on Sunday morning but refused to get out at the Harrison Avenue address she originally asked for, WDSU reports.
A police statement read: "To further complicate matters the female began acting crazy and took off her clothing, demanding the cab driver take her to Michigan."
The driver then travelled to Covington Police Department, but his naked passenger moved into the front of the vehicle and drove off when he got out to ask for help.
Police found the car parked nearby with Gille in the back seat. They stated that they removed her from the cab and put her dress back on. It is believed that she was under the influence of alcohol and possibly other drugs.
Not guilty.
“It is believed that she was under the influence of alcohol and possibly other drugs.”
No, really?
P.S. Guilty as sin.
If she meets me in Nashville I’ll drive her the rest of the way to Michigan although Lord knows why she would want to go.
Court’s verdict using the FR photo acid test.
Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
Crystal Mangum redux
a decent muslim woman would have only stripped down to her burkah
There’s that many illegals up there now?
I think they pronounce it Meechican.
One of the 57 states?
I thought it was Meat Chicken
Nope. Not guilty. And it was all Bush's fault for trashing the country like he did. She was obviously distraught over the economy and being unemployed.
My guess she is dancer. Not a good choice @ 29 to behave like this. She deserves better, let us hope she see it and maybe give up drinking and get a new career.
Maybe her clothes had bed bugs and she was running away from roomings where she had been attacked by this modern pestilence.
Or, she could just move in with me.
Ya THINK???

(I'd still hit that chick, though)
I’d hit it.
What I cant understand about this case was why the driver would leave the keys in his cab with a crazy naked lady when he got out! None of us would have done it.
I drove a cab for a number of years and naked ladies werent all that unusual. My first experience was on my 1st day - a 5 AM pickup and 3 young women had to show me their new body piercings.
Another one that stands out was a 4 AM pickup at a motel. The lady sat in the front seat holding a small motel towel in front of her, I told her I doubted she had money with her to pay the tab. She asked me to trust her. It was a slow morning and I decided to do a good deed. She dropped the towel on her lap and relaxed. When I pulled up at her house she jumped a fence and came out a couple minutes later with the money - and a good tip.
I'm not sure, but she is from there and felt it necessary to take her clothes off before going back there.
Maybe we ought to investigate further?
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