Lovebirds Arrested for Liplock-Inspired Break In

NBCMiami ^ | Mon, Sep 6, 2010 | JESSICA SICK

[nickcarraway]

Iliu Gonzalez and Adrian Alonso just wanted to steal a kiss

Most people break into homes to steal high-end electronics, cash, some Vicodin if it's handy.

Iliu Gonzalez and Adrian Alonso? They just wanted to steal a kiss.

The Miami couple was arrested in Key Largo Sunday night after breaking into a vacant home because, well, they wanted to make out. A neighbor called police, and when officers arrived, they saw Alonso and Gonzalez, both 24, lying on the floor. Both were arrested, charged with criminal mischief and burglary and they were booked into jail.

Ah, forbidden love. It's just like Romeo and Juliet -- with charges.

[Elle Bee]

The comments are better than the stories:

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[a fool in paradise]

Floriduh PING

[a fool in paradise]

Why the charges? No different to break into a vacant home than to cross a border.

“There’s no such thing as an illegal person”.

That home is as good as theirs now.

[a fool in paradise]

Most of them say “clothing optional, men only.”

That's discriminatory.

[Slings and Arrows]

In Key West? I'm amazed...that the couple was heterosexual.

[TheOldLady]

Sooo... Hubby and I should probably skip Key West on our vacation itinerary?

Thanks for the info.

[FourPeas]

Thanks for the warning.

[SunkenCiv]

Zayat sounds like a Middle Eastern version of "zot". May have to use that...

Oh, and...