Posted on 09/06/2010 8:02:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Iliu Gonzalez and Adrian Alonso just wanted to steal a kiss
Most people break into homes to steal high-end electronics, cash, some Vicodin if it's handy.
Iliu Gonzalez and Adrian Alonso? They just wanted to steal a kiss.
The Miami couple was arrested in Key Largo Sunday night after breaking into a vacant home because, well, they wanted to make out. A neighbor called police, and when officers arrived, they saw Alonso and Gonzalez, both 24, lying on the floor. Both were arrested, charged with criminal mischief and burglary and they were booked into jail.
Ah, forbidden love. It's just like Romeo and Juliet -- with charges.
Since they both have straightforward all American names... Are they boy and girl, boy and boy, girl and girl? In Key West, you never know.
I wonder if he was planning on picking her lock...
Arrrgghhh, Key Largo, not Key West. Close enough, though.
Surely it was for more than a kiss? They could have kissed anywhere...
If they catch him, they'll sending him back to mother in a cardboard box.
We were at Key West a couple of weeks ago. It was the most disgusting place I have ever been. I would never take a kid there. The t-shirts in almost ever store were enough to make me puke.
Some people just aren’t comfortable with public displays of affection.
Watch out for the bed and breakfasts. Most of them say “clothing optional, men only.”
We didn’t even stay the night, we knew about that, we just wanted to go take a picture of the zero mile, we thought that would be safe. You don’t even want to walk around, everything is just completely about sex. All of the shops are full of explicit t-shirts. I was very uncomfortable. It’s very sad because it’s supposed to be a very historic place, but it’s been completely taken over.
The rest of the Keys, btw, are fine. More about fishing and beaches and stuff.
You better run.
The Zayat Kiss?
You’ll probably be unhappy with some of the beaches of Mykonos. 50 yr old tourists aren’t pretty.
And I never did catch the grouper I was hoping for.
I have no idea where that is. But I will stay away!
It’s Okay For a Cop (the New Key West Police Chief) To Have sex With a Minor (17 yr old boy) in a patrol car and at his home
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Key West PD
In June 1984, the Key West Police Department in Monroe County, Florida was declared a criminal enterprise under the Federal RICO statutes after a lengthy United States Department of Justice investigation. Several high-ranking officers of the department, including Deputy Police Chief Raymond Cassamayor, were arrested on federal charges of running a protection racket for illegal cocaine smugglers. At trial, a witness testified he routinely delivered bags of cocaine to the Deputy Chief's office at City Hall.
Click on Headline:
Key West Police Department Called a 'Criminal Enterprise' - New York Times
This Attorney after having been convicted for three nickels with mandatory jail time is given community service to work on land development deals for the city and county .... precisely what he was convicted of feloniously doing for his clients
Convicted on FBI Tapes @ Nudist Bar, Key West Bag Man Gets Only Probation From Retiring Judge
You can't make this stuff up
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It’s hard to imagine sodom and gomorrah were worse.
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