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Roller Derby Name - utter vanity
me | 9/2/10 | me

Posted on 09/02/2010 4:31:51 PM PDT by Xenalyte

Soooo I have recently started training with my local roller derby team, and I hope to pass the assessment and get picked up for the roster by next year.

Should that happen, I will need an epic awesome roller derby girl name. And I'm comin' up snake-eyes, so I figured I'd come to the funniest brain trust there is.

Criteria: the punnier, the better. Some examples of actual already-in-use names:

Ann Archy Felony Griffith Melicious Lusty Nails Fleetwood Smack Wreck Tangle

Sexy is good. Fierce is good. If we could work something conservative into it, that would be EPIC.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: rollerderby
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To: Keith in Iowa

Excellent!


21 posted on 09/02/2010 4:41:38 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: dfwgator

Oh My!!


22 posted on 09/02/2010 4:41:44 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Remember March 23, 1775. Remember March 23, 2010)
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature

Outstanding!


23 posted on 09/02/2010 4:42:06 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Keith in Iowa

NOT taken - good one!


24 posted on 09/02/2010 4:42:14 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature

Also NOT taken - good one!


25 posted on 09/02/2010 4:42:29 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
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To: Xenalyte

Sandra Day O’Clobber


26 posted on 09/02/2010 4:42:54 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Xenalyte
before I start think, can I just say “Could you be much freakin’ cooler?” I mean unless you become a White Sox fan, what the hell more could a person ask. Un-freakin-real
27 posted on 09/02/2010 4:43:22 PM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Xenalyte

Woman


28 posted on 09/02/2010 4:43:25 PM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: Xenalyte

Hoot-her Scoot-her


29 posted on 09/02/2010 4:43:34 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: Xenalyte

Helen Wheels

Debby Derbylicious

Roller Skank

Juggular

Hooter Scooter

Fergie FemiNazi

Betty Boot

Marilyn MonRoller

P.M.Esther


30 posted on 09/02/2010 4:43:37 PM PDT by TruthHound ("He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci)
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To: Xenalyte

Oh wait - I have an answer too - Margaret Thrasher.


31 posted on 09/02/2010 4:44:06 PM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Xenalyte

Skate Hudson.


32 posted on 09/02/2010 4:44:10 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (peace is a spoil of war.)
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To: Xenalyte

Punky Bruiser


33 posted on 09/02/2010 4:44:20 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Xenalyte

Poison Ivy


34 posted on 09/02/2010 4:45:22 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
Margaret Thrasher.

Whoa! This one dominates!

35 posted on 09/02/2010 4:45:44 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (peace is a spoil of war.)
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To: Xenalyte

Trauma Queen


36 posted on 09/02/2010 4:46:08 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: Xenalyte

Rosetta Stone


37 posted on 09/02/2010 4:46:11 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Xenalyte

Xena Machina (muh-sheen-uh)

It’s the only thing I can think of that fits Xena.

Wait a minute, I got it, something Freeperish...

VIKING KITTY!


38 posted on 09/02/2010 4:46:28 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: Xenalyte

Anita Killya?
Ina Propriate?
Ima Gonnagetya?
Dawn Touchdat?


39 posted on 09/02/2010 4:46:35 PM PDT by irishtenor (Tag lines, they are not what they used to be...)
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To: Xenalyte

JDAM Dame


40 posted on 09/02/2010 4:47:38 PM PDT by jazusamo (But there really is no free lunch, except in the world of political rhetoric,.: Thomas Sowell)
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