Fox Sports: (Russian) Racers brave rapids on sex dolls

Fox Sports ^ | Updated Aug 31, 2010 5:21 PM ET | no byline

[a fool in paradise]

...Vladislav Pavlenko, riding “Vanilla Pelotki,” held off more than 450 fellow competitors to win the 2010 Bubble Baba Challenge on Saturday, according to the website for the St. Petersburg Times of Russia...

Competitors...are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race and wear protective gear.

Pavlenko, who finished with a time of 2 minutes, 47 seconds, was followed by Dmitry Arsentiev riding “Killer Whale” and Alexander Marasin, rider of “Fearless Zina” (2.55)...

[Nervous Tick]

There are male sex dolls?

[Osage Orange]

Well hell....I’m a male lesbian.

[dforest]

OMG, that is just non sexy. LOL They must have those in the glove boxes of limos in Chicago’s gay area! LOL

[Miss Behave]

And don't think that girls don't know what guys mean by "crossing the *finish* line." ;-)

OK sorry Tick, I know that that's *over* the line.

[skeptoid]

Competitors, who must be at least 16 years old, are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race

There's a good reason for that sobriety policy.

[Nervous Tick]

>> I know that that’s *over* the line.

No problem... you’re just living up to your nick! :-)

Thanks for pointing out the pun — it was unintentional, but I’ll take half-credit anyhow!

[Nervous Tick]

That’s indeed funny... I’m surprised he got up and walked out of there!

[Wyatt's Torch]

Is riding a sex doll an activity where you really want to be the fastest?

[Nervous Tick]

Crissy Matthews is the doll company’s official spokesman...

[Osage Orange]

If the sex doll wants you to be, then yes.

[a fool in paradise]

Are you Russian? No I take my time.

[dforest]

He can vouch for it. LOL

Does it come with a tingly leg promise?

[PA Engineer]

On YouTube.

[Miss Behave]

"Is riding a sex doll an activity where you really want to be the fastest?"

I was under the impression that guys don't care about what order they finish--that really all contestants get a trophy.

[ErnBatavia]

Pavlenko, who finished with a time of 2 minutes, 47 seconds,

That sounds about right for an 'encounter' with a blowup...

[Slings and Arrows]

o/~ Let's ride... o/~

[Miss Behave]

You sound experienced in field.

[Miss Behave]

You sound experienced in this field.

[TheOldLady]

One Vike had this story earlier today, but the first picture you saw when you went to his blog was too risqué, and his thread got pulled. It showed the [cough] male dolls that participated in the race. He took that pic down, but I guess that he didn’t have enough time, or he couldn’t get permission, to repost the story. I wonder if we’re IBTZ?

[Responsibility2nd]

ALSO AVAILABLE.

Barney and Chrissie want to ride too!