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1 posted on 08/30/2010 10:48:25 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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How about serving baboons stew with the wine...


2 posted on 08/30/2010 10:51:27 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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Just by changing a few words and the location, this story could very well be about the boat club I belong to...


3 posted on 08/30/2010 10:51:28 AM PDT by Snardius
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“Hi, I’m Joe, and I’m a baboon...”


4 posted on 08/30/2010 10:52:53 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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black bears in the northeast get drunk from eating old apples in the late fall.

they are scary, but funny as all hell to watch.

from distance.


5 posted on 08/30/2010 10:54:18 AM PDT by mmercier (evil ways)
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“A few, who sample fallen fruit that has fermented in the sun, pass out and don’t make it home.”

I hate it when that happens.


7 posted on 08/30/2010 10:56:24 AM PDT by jessduntno (Flush the Grand Old Potty. Vote Conservative.)
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Nothing worse than an obnoxious drunk monkey.......
If you’ve ever wondered why they never get invited to parties, now you know.


8 posted on 08/30/2010 10:56:24 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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As a former resident of Massachuetts, I ain't touching this one :-)....
9 posted on 08/30/2010 10:58:29 AM PDT by taildragger ((Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
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Drunk Baboons Plague Cape Town's Exclusive Suburbs


10 posted on 08/30/2010 11:00:45 AM PDT by dfwgator
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All looters will be shot...Including baboons.


12 posted on 08/30/2010 11:09:03 AM PDT by dennisw (=He who will not economize will have to agonize- Confucious)
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“I don’t always drink beer...”


13 posted on 08/30/2010 11:13:06 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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14 posted on 08/30/2010 11:13:26 AM PDT by bt579 (Is government doing us more harm than good? Pruning the power begins with the Presidency)
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Congo

"PUT 'EM ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!"
15 posted on 08/30/2010 11:14:05 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (Will work for ammo)
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A little .223 tonic would fix that problem nicely.


18 posted on 08/30/2010 11:50:09 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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19 posted on 08/30/2010 11:55:45 AM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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Drunk Baboons Plague Cape Town's Exclusive Suburbs

The World Cup is back so soon?
21 posted on 08/30/2010 12:07:44 PM PDT by mmichaels1970
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Ya know, a few guys with varmint rifles would be happy to fix this for them. All they’d have to do is pay for ammo and accomodations.


24 posted on 08/30/2010 1:52:45 PM PDT by Little Ray (The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!)
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There was an old (80’s maybe) HBO movie called “Animals Are Beautiful People”. It was a humorous documentary about animal life in southwest Africa, particularly the Namib Desert. My favorite scene shows a bunch af animals (baboons, elephants, etc.) eating fermented fruit, then partying the night away. The morning after scene is hilarious.


27 posted on 08/30/2010 4:08:53 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Nope. Not gonna do it.)
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"They are not just eating our grapes, they are raiding our kitchens and ripping the thatch off the roofs. They are becoming increasingly bold and destructive," said Jean Naude...

Oh, so they're acting like progressive-liberals.

30 posted on 08/30/2010 5:46:59 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; blueyon; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; ...

“I remember that topic well, I think it’s the one where we all got banned for life.”

Thanks nickcarraway.


36 posted on 08/30/2010 8:07:43 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Democratic Underground... matters are worse, as their latest fund drive has come up short...)
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I think this might just be the perfect set-up line ever? Gasp

The victory of the ANC, Nelson & Winnie Mandela's revolution has reached it's final objective today after it was reported that Drunken Baboons Plague Cape Town's Exclusive Suburbs

38 posted on 08/31/2010 9:38:20 AM PDT by STD (Witnessing Another Greek Tragedy as Our Chief Executive Implodes.)
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