[The Comedian]

Are you ready to believe this?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Chuzzlewit]

social darwinism...

[warpsmith]

I lived in NC a long time. That state ghost story is very well-known (and a little spooky).

[mlo]

This should qualify for a Darwin Award.

[Hodar]

Since when do real trains use Phantom whistles?

[earlJam]

Sounds like a road-runner cartoon.

[mbarker12474]

Who do you think this guy voted for?

[The Comedian]

Who ya gonna ping?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[GreenAccord]

My first reaction was;

‘How is a guy who can’t hear a REAL train comin’ round the bend going to find a ghost one?’

[ClearCase_guy]

a trestle over Boston Creek

"Don't cross the streams!"

[hope_dies_last]

My grandfather used to say, “I ain’t scared uh-no-ghosts... it’s the living you gotta watch out for...”

[Chi-townChief]

“Mystery Train ... smokin’ down the track ...”

[ozzymandus]

Sort of like that “Ghost Hunters” TV show where some idiots sit around in the dark in some old building until they get scared and run around like the Three Stooges. Funny the first time, but ridiculous after that.

[WOBBLY BOB]

bet he never saw it coming...

[Julia H.]

So the “ghost train” died? How tragic.

[RobRoy]

It’s best to leave ghost hunting to the “professionals”.

;)

[Vendome]

Irony?

[Hot Tabasco]

I was hoping it was the entire crew of “Ghost Hunters” from the Syfy channel........I hate that phony show

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Will his ghost get hit by the ghost train?

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

Now he’ll be riding the ghost train forever.

[count-your-change]

Ghost Train? I thought he said Goat Train! Baaaad!