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Posted on 08/27/2010 6:29:57 AM PDT by Lucky9teen



Just Because Day

When : August 27th

Today is Just Because Day. Finally, you have a chance to do something without a rhyme or reason. Most often in life, we do things because we have to, or we want to, or it's expected of us. None of those reasons apply today.

Is there something you'd like to do, but there isn't a reason or logic for doing it? Well, today is the day to go out and do something "just because". It is most enjoyable if it is an uncommon, or unexpected activity or action. Perhaps, you have something in mind. If not, just go with the first thing that comes to your mind. "Just because" activities often come from a "whim" or a "what if I" type of thought. We know you will quickly get the hang of this day, and have a lot of fun with it.

To get you started, here are some of our suggestions for Just Because Day :

* Take an unplanned day of vacation


* Visit someone you haven't seen in a while


* Knock on someone's door and compliment them for their great lawn


* Skip, don't walk


* Spin a wheel, and bicycle in the opposite direction of where the arrow points.


* Buy something you don't need.


* Jump in a puddle


* Walk backwards


I recently submitted a building permit application for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have had parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me to forget about it.

So, I sent the application in again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday.



Why are terrorists suicidal?

Wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide? No Jesus, no Christmas, no television, no cheerleaders, no car races, no football, no soccer, no pork BBQ, no hot dogs, no burgers, no chocolate chip cookies, no lobster, no nachos, no beer nuts, no alcoholic beverages!

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. On your knees facing east most of the day. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: forgiveness; justbecause; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

YES 101!

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1051699149186


101 posted on 08/27/2010 4:29:28 PM PDT by The Chief (Volunteer Fire Fighter since 1989, 20+ years!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Just because you might live in a van... DOWN BY THE RIVER
102 posted on 08/27/2010 4:53:28 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen
Just because I always wanted to be a dancer..
103 posted on 08/27/2010 5:16:25 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: BenLurkin

“Eyes as big as saucer pies”.....Hill’s ready to dive into those fried eggs, and toss all recall concerns aside.


104 posted on 08/27/2010 5:25:28 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: BenLurkin
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Sweet's on the right, just to be clear.

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105 posted on 08/27/2010 6:15:46 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (Live and Let Live; is not working...)
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To: Lady Jag
Have we seen this cat in action before? ;)


106 posted on 08/28/2010 5:21:33 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: Darksheare
As seen from Google Street View:


107 posted on 08/28/2010 5:27:25 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: Daffynition

My sisters cat used to do that.


108 posted on 08/28/2010 7:39:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Daffynition

I remember that.
The kid played a prank on the Google Street View car.
Later, much later, the neighbors were checking their lively little street on street view only to see ZOMG! DEAD CHILD?!
LOL, horrid child.


109 posted on 08/28/2010 7:43:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare
My cat...


110 posted on 08/28/2010 7:47:22 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: Darksheare

Actually, the 10-yearl-old girl named Azura Beebeejaun isn’t dead. She was just having fun ‘playing dead’ outside her home.

She didn’t make it on purpose because she didn’t even know about the Google Street View car that was passing by.

The photograph obviously made a lot of noise among locals.

Azura said: ‘It is quite funny and I can’t wait to tell my classmates when I go back to school.’

111 posted on 08/28/2010 7:50:09 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: Daffynition

We had an unfinished door that had an open space above it.
Well, our one cat would climb the door to get into the room beyond.


112 posted on 08/28/2010 7:50:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Daffynition

Horrid child.
];-)

Not that I did anything like that when growing up.


113 posted on 08/28/2010 7:54:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare; Daffynition

Two or three of us kids used to buy that fake blood (plastic stick on stuff, versus liquid) and decorate ourselves, then tangle up on a bicycle around a bend in the road.......when a driver would stop and jump out, we’d beat the hell outta there.


114 posted on 08/28/2010 7:58:35 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: ErnBatavia; Daffynition

My father and his friends did something similar to the old drive up burger joints in Ohio way back when.
They ordered three burgers, but there were only two people in the car.
So the roller waitress heads to the back of the car, and “Bloody Trunk Body” grabbed at her.


115 posted on 08/28/2010 8:01:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare
Cats ...curious and always trying to defy gravity. ;)


116 posted on 08/28/2010 8:29:20 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: Daffynition

Cat: “I do not recognize your ‘gravity’ human!”


117 posted on 08/28/2010 8:31:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: ErnBatavia; Darksheare
LOL...


118 posted on 08/28/2010 8:38:21 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: Darksheare

119 posted on 08/28/2010 8:40:33 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: Daffynition; ErnBatavia

Will have to use that in a zot thread.


120 posted on 08/28/2010 8:43:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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