Brian Williams Has a 'Huge Issue' With Flat-Front Pants (MSM hits a new low)

http://www.observer.com/2010/media/flat-front-pants-brian-williams ^ | August 25, 2010 | Zeke Turner

[maggief]

NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams sat for an interview with Andrew Goldman for Elle magazine. The two men talked about old girlfriends and sex and style and what turns them on in a woman (sexy voices, said Mr. Williams).

Then they started talking about khakis and somehow made the quantum leap to talking about big penises.

[maggief]

ELLE: Your daughter Allison recently graduated from Yale. What have you done that has most mortified her? BW: There’s no question that I have an inner Clark W. Griswold. So I have a deal with my wife and two kids that when my shorts move out of the mainstream, or when I wear any pants product that can be construed as a “man jean,” I am to be told. You notice how pleated khakis have become a huge social divider? You see the fashion-forwards going to a plain front, and then you see the pleated community seemingly unaware of this trend change.

ELLE: You still see a lot of pleats in Washington. BW: DC sometimes lags. Obama’s still rocking the pleated pants.

ELLE: I actually have a close friend in DC who still wears pleats. His wife confessed to my wife that he couldn’t move to flat fronts because his penis was just too large. BW: Well, I’m with him. It’s a huge issue. Kidding!

[fatnotlazy]

Since Williams’ hero, Obama, is in the toilet, he might as well talk about something else.

[television is just wrong]

OMG, how tasteless.

[Genoa]

Sexy voices? LOL! For these TV guys it’s all about the pipes.

[Sans-Culotte]

Still a pleat-wearer here. I’m Mr. Conservative.

[evets]

I watched NBC Dateline sunday 'Katrina five years later'.
What a joke. It was all Bush's fault, don't ya' know.
Brian Williams is a huge dick.

[ßuddaßudd]

Power of Big Slacks

[KarlInOhio]

Am I the only one who just doesn't care about whether my pants have pleats or cuffs? I pull them off the rack, try them on and if they fit and look good I buy them. The only control the fashion industry has is over what the wholesale buyer at the store decides to stock.

However, I have made the snarky comment "Did your designer boyfriend from Milan tell you that?" to any guy who comments on whether I have the proper tie length or collar size.

[maggief]

I guess Williams wasn’t bowing after all, but checking out 0’s pleats.

[stuartcr]

I hate it when penis size prevents wearing pants.

[Roccus]

I hate it when penis size prevents wearing pants.

Just wear calf length socks.

[biff]

I dunno, Kathleen Turner sure did have a sexy voice in “Body Heat”. Of course, at that time she had the chassis to go along with that voice.

[stuartcr]

Or ankle length if you have a really big problem...

[Roccus]

C’mon now. Yer makin’ me feel inadequate.

[MozarkDawg]

However, I have made the snarky comment "Did your designer boyfriend from Milan tell you that?" to any guy who comments on whether I have the proper tie length or collar size.

[MozarkDawg]

BW: DC sometimes lags. Obama’s still rocking the pleated pants.

Yeah, but Billy Jeff's jeans *crackled*.

[Sans-Culotte]

[stuartcr]

Sorry...calf length is still impressive.

[haywoodwebb]

Heh, peds . . .

[maggief]

The crazed sex poodle is pleat-less.