Brian Williams Has a 'Huge Issue' With Flat-Front Pants (MSM hits a new low)

http://www.observer.com/2010/media/flat-front-pants-brian-williams ^ | August 25, 2010 | Zeke Turner

[maggief]

ELLE: Your daughter Allison recently graduated from Yale. What have you done that has most mortified her? BW: There’s no question that I have an inner Clark W. Griswold. So I have a deal with my wife and two kids that when my shorts move out of the mainstream, or when I wear any pants product that can be construed as a “man jean,” I am to be told. You notice how pleated khakis have become a huge social divider? You see the fashion-forwards going to a plain front, and then you see the pleated community seemingly unaware of this trend change.

ELLE: You still see a lot of pleats in Washington. BW: DC sometimes lags. Obama’s still rocking the pleated pants.

ELLE: I actually have a close friend in DC who still wears pleats. His wife confessed to my wife that he couldn’t move to flat fronts because his penis was just too large. BW: Well, I’m with him. It’s a huge issue. Kidding!

[fatnotlazy]

Since Williams’ hero, Obama, is in the toilet, he might as well talk about something else.

[television is just wrong]

OMG, how tasteless.

[Genoa]

Sexy voices? LOL! For these TV guys it’s all about the pipes.

[Sans-Culotte]

Still a pleat-wearer here. I’m Mr. Conservative.

[evets]

I watched NBC Dateline sunday 'Katrina five years later'.
What a joke. It was all Bush's fault, don't ya' know.
Brian Williams is a huge dick.

[ßuddaßudd]

Power of Big Slacks

[KarlInOhio]

Am I the only one who just doesn't care about whether my pants have pleats or cuffs? I pull them off the rack, try them on and if they fit and look good I buy them. The only control the fashion industry has is over what the wholesale buyer at the store decides to stock.

However, I have made the snarky comment "Did your designer boyfriend from Milan tell you that?" to any guy who comments on whether I have the proper tie length or collar size.

[maggief]

I guess Williams wasn’t bowing after all, but checking out 0’s pleats.

[stuartcr]

I hate it when penis size prevents wearing pants.

[Roccus]

I hate it when penis size prevents wearing pants.

Just wear calf length socks.

[biff]

I dunno, Kathleen Turner sure did have a sexy voice in “Body Heat”. Of course, at that time she had the chassis to go along with that voice.

[stuartcr]

Or ankle length if you have a really big problem...

[Roccus]

C’mon now. Yer makin’ me feel inadequate.

[MozarkDawg]

However, I have made the snarky comment "Did your designer boyfriend from Milan tell you that?" to any guy who comments on whether I have the proper tie length or collar size.

[MozarkDawg]

BW: DC sometimes lags. Obama’s still rocking the pleated pants.

Yeah, but Billy Jeff's jeans *crackled*.

[Sans-Culotte]

[stuartcr]

Sorry...calf length is still impressive.

[haywoodwebb]

Heh, peds . . .

[maggief]

The crazed sex poodle is pleat-less.