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Alan Simpson: Social Security Is Like a "Milk Cow with 310 Million Tits!"
cbsnews ^ | August 25, 2010 | Stephanie Condon

Posted on 08/25/2010 2:02:45 PM PDT by JoeProBono

Liberals and groups in favor of preserving Social Security are calling for the co-chair of President Obama's deficit commission to resign after he said in an e-mail that Social Security is "a milk cow with 310 million tits."

In a letter responding to criticisms against him from a group representing older women, former Wyoming Sen. Alan Simpson wrote that he has "spent many years in public life trying to stabilize" Social Security. However, he wrote, "Yes, I've made some plenty smart cracks about people on Social Security who milk it to the last degree. You know 'em too. It's the same with any system in America. We've reached a point now where it's like a milk cow with 310 million tits!...."

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 310milliontits; alansimpson; socialsecurity
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

He said that?

Well, good for him. I’ll give him credit for accuracy.


21 posted on 08/25/2010 2:48:16 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: JoeProBono

He should have described it as a syphillis with 310 million chancres, then no one would have a reason to be upset with him...


22 posted on 08/25/2010 2:48:26 PM PDT by mrsmith
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To: JoeProBono
Hey, hey! Watch it buddy!!! You haven't seen anger until you've seen TEATS GONE WILD!!!


23 posted on 08/25/2010 2:49:06 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (It's easy being a communist when you're rich.)
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To: browniexyz
Someone else must be sucking on mine!

This statement is what is typically referred to as "inarticulate".

24 posted on 08/25/2010 2:55:30 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (I tweet, too...)
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To: browniexyz
Someone else must be sucking on mine!

It's not your boyfriend either. ;-)

25 posted on 08/25/2010 3:02:12 PM PDT by stumptalker
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To: JoeProBono
I find that comment to be amusing and even somewhat accurate.

I'm not exactly sure why it is offensive.

Is it because he said "tits"?

What that statement says to me is that you've got 310 million drawing sustenance from Social Security.

Sounds like a decent metaphor to me.

26 posted on 08/25/2010 3:05:31 PM PDT by untrained skeptic
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To: VeniVidiVici

27 posted on 08/25/2010 3:06:43 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: JoeProBono
Liberals and groups in favor of preserving Social Security

I have but a single question for Harry Reid and the liberal minions; if Social Security is not broken why do you keep fixing it

28 posted on 08/25/2010 3:09:50 PM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, Trust few, and always paddle your own canoe)
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To: JoeProBono

29 posted on 08/25/2010 3:11:38 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (It's easy being a communist when you're rich.)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL!

Wonder what Frank says off the mark about Fannie Mae?

;)


30 posted on 08/25/2010 3:15:00 PM PDT by maggief
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To: JoeProBono
That's teat in polite company.
31 posted on 08/25/2010 3:29:23 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: JoeProBono
Why would anyone care what one of the Simpsons has to say?
32 posted on 08/25/2010 3:30:09 PM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Notary Sojac

Should have said teats,not tits. PC you know


33 posted on 08/25/2010 4:16:04 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes
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To: Notary Sojac

hard to be an “honorary” anything when you have no honor.


34 posted on 08/26/2010 9:18:58 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (drain the swamp! ( then napalm it and pave it over ))
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To: Notary Sojac

He was speaking in a common vernacular. . .but the worst of PC got him. How sad. He was also telling the truth; and of course, those most bound to PC, are those most threatened by truth.


35 posted on 08/27/2010 2:13:41 PM PDT by cricket (Osama - NOT made in the USA. . .and Obama, not made in USA either. . .)
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To: cricket

That said; why, why, why. ..did he apologise. These damn people are scurrying like rats; a truth is told; and ‘we’ apologise? OMG...’will Repubs never, ever learn’?


36 posted on 08/27/2010 2:37:51 PM PDT by cricket (Osama - NOT made in the USA. . .and Obama, not made in USA either. . .)
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To: Notary Sojac

He apologized? Maybe this is why... email to me I thought was a very good response...Thought I’d share. If it’s for real or not...it’s the truth...

Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming, Co-Chair of Obama’s deficit commission, calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared “Social Security” to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats. August, 2010.

Here’s a response in a letter from a unknown fellow in Montana … I think he is a little ticked off ! He also tells it like it is !

“Hey Alan, let’s get a few things straight…

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS.

2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63).

3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud.

4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN.

5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills.

6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR debt.
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To add insult to injury, you label us “greedy” for calling “bullshit” on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU.

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?
It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators who are “greedy”. It is you and they who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? Votes. That’s right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.
And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.”


37 posted on 01/02/2011 5:24:56 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS= Obama's Mosque, taxes, painful death. Is this what you want?)
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To: TribalPrincess2U
Yep.

The politicians wrote checks that the next few generations can't cash.

Reality stinks, but it remains reality.

38 posted on 01/02/2011 5:58:53 PM PST by Notary Sojac (Imagine the parade to celebrate victory in the WoT. What security measures would we need??)
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To: Notary Sojac

Makes me sick.

No excuses for these people. They’ve been on top of those pillars looking down and so out of touch with the ordinary people they’ve lost all their brain cells.


39 posted on 01/02/2011 6:11:41 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS= Obama's Mosque, taxes, painful death. Is this what you want?)
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To: Notary Sojac

You know what should really happen...they should be made to return to being just another ordinary citizen with no benefits, no insurance and have to live like the rest of us. Things would be very different.


40 posted on 01/02/2011 6:13:54 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS= Obama's Mosque, taxes, painful death. Is this what you want?)
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