Posted on 08/25/2010 2:02:45 PM PDT by JoeProBono
Liberals and groups in favor of preserving Social Security are calling for the co-chair of President Obama's deficit commission to resign after he said in an e-mail that Social Security is "a milk cow with 310 million tits."
In a letter responding to criticisms against him from a group representing older women, former Wyoming Sen. Alan Simpson wrote that he has "spent many years in public life trying to stabilize" Social Security. However, he wrote, "Yes, I've made some plenty smart cracks about people on Social Security who milk it to the last degree. You know 'em too. It's the same with any system in America. We've reached a point now where it's like a milk cow with 310 million tits!...."
(Excerpt) Read more at cbsnews.com ...
President Barack Obama stands with the co-chairs of the National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform, Erskine Bowles, second from right, and Alan Simpson, right, in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House in Washington
Dammit.
Unless, of course, the tit suckers donate to and vote for democrats!!!
I’ve always thought of the Federal Govrernment as a giant sow with innumerable nipples.
Thats hilarious!
Alan Simpson Babe?
I judge a man by whom he offends. Looking at the list of people this guy offended, I’d have to say he must be Okay!
“...I judge a man by whom he offends...”
Hhmmmm, yes, that is “know them by their fruits” in politics. I like it.
Alan says what he thinks. Most of the time I disagree with him but there have been a few times when I say...”right on”...
“310 million”?????? Wait, I am not getting any Social Security benefits. Make that 309,999,999. I am only paying IN to the system. Someone else must be sucking on mine!
Yeah, its a good quote, but (at the end of the day) Simpson is just another politician.
Not only that, but she has mastitis.
I think this was terribly wrong to compare milk cows to social security. Couldn’t he have used elephants or whales or pelicans? We need hate-crime legislation to protect the milk cows of America from derogatory chatter like this.
Bush Makes It Work: Gore Makes It Up. was one of his.
how about giving the people back their lock box?
Alan Simpson is also the guy who said, “There are two parties in America....the Evil Party and the Stupid Party and I’m a member of the Stupid Party.”
It was vote-buying politicians like him who raped the Social Security "fund." They corrupted it by extending benefits to many who should not qualify for them. I paid into that fund from 12 years of age to retirement. If Simpson wants to cut "tit-suckers," he should start with his own lavish Congressional retirement perks.
He is a worthless old fool.
310 million tits - ping
(Just the thought of that many tits to hit might just send Laz over the edge)
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