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Alan Simpson: Social Security Is Like a "Milk Cow with 310 Million Tits!"
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| August 25, 2010
| Stephanie Condon
Posted on 08/25/2010 2:02:45 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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President Barack Obama stands with the co-chairs of the National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform, Erskine Bowles, second from right, and Alan Simpson, right, in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House in Washington
To: JoeProBono
If you read the whole article, it tells you that later on, he apologized for saying this.
Dammit.
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:06:47 PM PDT
by
Notary Sojac
("Goldman Sachs" is to "US economy" as "lamprey" is to "lake trout")
To: JoeProBono
Unless, of course, the tit suckers donate to and vote for democrats!!!
To: JoeProBono
I’ve always thought of the Federal Govrernment as a giant sow with innumerable nipples.
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:07:51 PM PDT
by
AD from SpringBay
(We deserve the government we allow.)
To: Notary Sojac
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:08:03 PM PDT
by
GoCards
("We eat therefore we hunt...")
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:10:14 PM PDT
by
Sybeck1
To: JoeProBono
I judge a man by whom he offends. Looking at the list of people this guy offended, I’d have to say he must be Okay!
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:10:56 PM PDT
by
A_perfect_lady
(So, kids can't wear American flag shirts on Cinco de Mayo but we'll have a mosque at Ground Zero?)
To: AD from SpringBay
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:12:40 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: A_perfect_lady
“...I judge a man by whom he offends...”
Hhmmmm, yes, that is “know them by their fruits” in politics. I like it.
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:14:16 PM PDT
by
Monterrosa-24
(...even more American than a French bikini and a Russian AK-47.)
To: JoeProBono
Alan says what he thinks. Most of the time I disagree with him but there have been a few times when I say...”right on”...
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:16:35 PM PDT
by
BigFinn
(879 days to go.)
To: JoeProBono
“310 million”?????? Wait, I am not getting any Social Security benefits. Make that 309,999,999. I am only paying IN to the system. Someone else must be sucking on mine!
To: BigFinn
Yeah, its a good quote, but (at the end of the day) Simpson is just another politician.
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:19:34 PM PDT
by
rbg81
(When you see Obama, shout: "DO YOUR JOB!!")
To: JoeProBono
Not only that, but she has mastitis.
To: rbg81
I think this was terribly wrong to compare milk cows to social security. Couldn’t he have used elephants or whales or pelicans? We need hate-crime legislation to protect the milk cows of America from derogatory chatter like this.
To: BigFinn
Snr. Simpson can turn a phrase....
Bush Makes It Work: Gore Makes It Up. was one of his.
To: JoeProBono
how about giving the people back their lock box?
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:36:48 PM PDT
by
dalebert
(true hillbilly)
To: GoCards
Alan Simpson is also the guy who said, “There are two parties in America....the Evil Party and the Stupid Party and I’m a member of the Stupid Party.”
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:36:52 PM PDT
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(The rallying cry of American patriots.....REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER!)
To: JoeProBono
Simpson has always been a RINO idiot with diarrhea of the mouth. He's not a conservative but he played one in Congress. He's the bumbling Republican counterpart of Fortney "Pete" Stark.
It was vote-buying politicians like him who raped the Social Security "fund." They corrupted it by extending benefits to many who should not qualify for them. I paid into that fund from 12 years of age to retirement. If Simpson wants to cut "tit-suckers," he should start with his own lavish Congressional retirement perks.
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:39:25 PM PDT
by
Bernard Marx
(I donÂ’t trust the reasoning of anyone who writes then when they mean than.)
To: JoeProBono
In 2001, Simpson became Honorary Chairman of the Republican Unity Coalition (RUC), a gay/straight alliance within the Republican PartyHe is a worthless old fool.
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:45:36 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: JoeProBono; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
310 million tits - ping
(Just the thought of that many tits to hit might just send Laz over the edge)
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posted on
08/25/2010 2:47:11 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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