First Lady Michelle Obama Does 'Cleanses' (another new low for this White House!)

Calorie Lab.com ^ | August 25, 2010, 12:40 pm PDT

[svcw]

Doesn’t seem to help her, she is still fat.

[Col Frank Slade]

Won’t help.

She’s still full of sh#$

[beethovenfan]

We need to cleanse the White House, and soon.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Generally a cleanse involves a very low calorie quasi fast during which the cleanser may also take natural laxatives.

Gee, after the laxatives do their thing, I bet Princess Shelly hands out little bottles of the “results” to the press corps... to use as a room freshener.

[skeeter]

Who’s gonna “cleanse” my country after the Obama’s leave?

[wideawake]

For the elderly and infirm, Michelle Obama recommends an 800mg morphine cleanse.

[azishot]

Why did I click on this thread.......

[GoCards]

Ewww.

[manc]

well what ever she is dong it is not working her arse is massive and someone needs to tell this no class freeloading woman that she has to get bigger clothes and stop wearing the drapes

[hope_dies_last]

Ah, hypocrites... “they strain a gnat and swallow a camel”

[Genoa]

Still better than Clinton’s cathartic experiences.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Michelle Obama IS a “dietary cleanse.”

[Puppage]

during which the cleanser may also take natural laxatives

She probably has to loosen the breast belt, too.

[Responsibility2nd]

Things you do not want to know - ping.

[NorCoGOP]

Trendsetter...

American voters are going to "excrete" the toxins from Congress in 2010

...then your "other half" in 2012.

[Cuttnhorse]

Why did I click on this thread.......

LOL...my thought too...I was expecting that the first "lady" admitted to sneaking in the White House kitchen and washing dishes.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Prepare-yourself-for-horror-PING. ;)

[Le Chien Rouge]

Older Lefties have a very difficult time with the aging process.

The uber-baby boomers here in Austin dress more like sorority girls then the teen crowd on 6th street.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Michelle Obama lets slip that she does the occasional dietary cleanse.

Sounds like preparation for a colonoscopy. Come to think of it, living with Hussein must be like one big colonoscopy. I know that's what he's been doing to The Country since his regime seized power.