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First Lady Michelle Obama Does 'Cleanses' (another new low for this White House!)
Calorie Lab.com ^ | August 25, 2010, 12:40 pm PDT

Posted on 08/25/2010 12:50:20 PM PDT by dselig

In the September edition of the Ladies' Home Journal Michelle Obama lets slip that she does the occasional dietary cleanse.

Generally a cleanse involves a very low calorie quasi fast during which the cleanser may also take natural laxatives. The theory behind most cleanses is that you excrete toxins from your body.

Mainstream medicine scoffs at cleanses, points out that there is no evidence that they are even necessary or work, and notes that the liver, kidneys, lungs, and intestines are very efficient filters.

In reaction to the First Lady's revelation mainstream medical commentators gently registered concern, and the First Lady's press office quickly released a statement that Ms. Obama merely increases vegetables, and cuts meats, fats, dairy, caffeine, and sugar during her cleanses.

(Excerpt) Read more at calorielab.com ...


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1 posted on 08/25/2010 12:50:22 PM PDT by dselig
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Doesn’t seem to help her, she is still fat.


2 posted on 08/25/2010 12:51:47 PM PDT by svcw (Everyday the enemy tries to offer you an apple, when God has already given us an orchard.)
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To: dselig

Won’t help.

She’s still full of sh#$


3 posted on 08/25/2010 12:51:52 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: dselig

We need to cleanse the White House, and soon.


4 posted on 08/25/2010 12:52:02 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: dselig

>> Generally a cleanse involves a very low calorie quasi fast during which the cleanser may also take natural laxatives.

Gee, after the laxatives do their thing, I bet Princess Shelly hands out little bottles of the “results” to the press corps... to use as a room freshener.


5 posted on 08/25/2010 12:52:41 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: dselig

Who’s gonna “cleanse” my country after the Obama’s leave?


6 posted on 08/25/2010 12:52:42 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: dselig

For the elderly and infirm, Michelle Obama recommends an 800mg morphine cleanse.


7 posted on 08/25/2010 12:52:49 PM PDT by wideawake
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To: dselig

Why did I click on this thread.......


8 posted on 08/25/2010 12:52:56 PM PDT by azishot (I can see November from my house!)
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To: dselig

Ewww.


9 posted on 08/25/2010 12:54:07 PM PDT by GoCards ("We eat therefore we hunt...")
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well what ever she is dong it is not working her arse is massive and someone needs to tell this no class freeloading woman that she has to get bigger clothes and stop wearing the drapes


10 posted on 08/25/2010 12:54:56 PM PDT by manc (WILL OBAMA EVER GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY OR WILL HE LET THE MEDIA/LEFT BE FOOLED FOR EVER)
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To: dselig

Ah, hypocrites... “they strain a gnat and swallow a camel”


11 posted on 08/25/2010 12:54:57 PM PDT by hope_dies_last
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To: dselig

Still better than Clinton’s cathartic experiences.


12 posted on 08/25/2010 12:55:02 PM PDT by Genoa (Titus 2:13)
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Michelle Obama IS a “dietary cleanse.”


13 posted on 08/25/2010 12:55:10 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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during which the cleanser may also take natural laxatives

She probably has to loosen the breast belt, too.

14 posted on 08/25/2010 12:55:36 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Things you do not want to know - ping.


15 posted on 08/25/2010 12:55:39 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: dselig
Trendsetter...

American voters are going to "excrete" the toxins from Congress in 2010

...then your "other half" in 2012.

16 posted on 08/25/2010 12:56:29 PM PDT by NorCoGOP (OBAMA: Living proof that hope is not a plan.)
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Why did I click on this thread.......

LOL...my thought too...I was expecting that the first "lady" admitted to sneaking in the White House kitchen and washing dishes.

17 posted on 08/25/2010 12:57:21 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse ("It is terrible to contemplete how few politicians are hanged." - G.K. Chesterton, 1921)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; onyx; Mr. Silverback; martin_fierro; Allegra; maggief; Liz

Prepare-yourself-for-horror-PING. ;)


18 posted on 08/25/2010 12:58:28 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: dselig

Older Lefties have a very difficult time with the aging process.

The uber-baby boomers here in Austin dress more like sorority girls then the teen crowd on 6th street.


19 posted on 08/25/2010 12:59:28 PM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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Michelle Obama lets slip that she does the occasional dietary cleanse.

Sounds like preparation for a colonoscopy. Come to think of it, living with Hussein must be like one big colonoscopy. I know that's what he's been doing to The Country since his regime seized power.

20 posted on 08/25/2010 12:59:53 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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