Posted on 08/25/2010 12:50:20 PM PDT by dselig
In the September edition of the Ladies' Home Journal Michelle Obama lets slip that she does the occasional dietary cleanse.
Generally a cleanse involves a very low calorie quasi fast during which the cleanser may also take natural laxatives. The theory behind most cleanses is that you excrete toxins from your body.
Mainstream medicine scoffs at cleanses, points out that there is no evidence that they are even necessary or work, and notes that the liver, kidneys, lungs, and intestines are very efficient filters.
In reaction to the First Lady's revelation mainstream medical commentators gently registered concern, and the First Lady's press office quickly released a statement that Ms. Obama merely increases vegetables, and cuts meats, fats, dairy, caffeine, and sugar during her cleanses.
(Excerpt) Read more at calorielab.com ...
Doesn’t seem to help her, she is still fat.
Won’t help.
She’s still full of sh#$
We need to cleanse the White House, and soon.
>> Generally a cleanse involves a very low calorie quasi fast during which the cleanser may also take natural laxatives.
Gee, after the laxatives do their thing, I bet Princess Shelly hands out little bottles of the “results” to the press corps... to use as a room freshener.
Who’s gonna “cleanse” my country after the Obama’s leave?
For the elderly and infirm, Michelle Obama recommends an 800mg morphine cleanse.
Why did I click on this thread.......
Ewww.
well what ever she is dong it is not working her arse is massive and someone needs to tell this no class freeloading woman that she has to get bigger clothes and stop wearing the drapes
Ah, hypocrites... “they strain a gnat and swallow a camel”
Still better than Clinton’s cathartic experiences.
Michelle Obama IS a “dietary cleanse.”
She probably has to loosen the breast belt, too.
Things you do not want to know - ping.
American voters are going to "excrete" the toxins from Congress in 2010
...then your "other half" in 2012.
LOL...my thought too...I was expecting that the first "lady" admitted to sneaking in the White House kitchen and washing dishes.
Prepare-yourself-for-horror-PING. ;)
Older Lefties have a very difficult time with the aging process.
The uber-baby boomers here in Austin dress more like sorority girls then the teen crowd on 6th street.
Sounds like preparation for a colonoscopy. Come to think of it, living with Hussein must be like one big colonoscopy. I know that's what he's been doing to The Country since his regime seized power.
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