Posted on 08/21/2010 10:44:55 AM PDT by navysealdad
Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend withinthe training industry. This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance.
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Sounds like the wind up to Obamakkkare.
Now that’s some technobabble!
Without a doubt, a Democrat Politician.
Wow. That man is an expert at what he did, seriously.....I have never seen a finer example of BS in my life. He makes ToastMasters look like the amateurs they are.
He sounds like one of the School District IT directors I have to work with.
Obama needs to hire this guy.
Awesome...
OK...need a new keyboard...
I retired from Mac-Boeing in 1997 after working 20 years at the Cape. We had produced a prototype in our robotics lab led by the infamous Stan Green. Stan had the foresight to mount the prototype on a trichotometric indicator bracket secured by ambihelical hexnuts.
Of course the trichotometric indicator bracket provided the perfect disonian quasi-electric isolation medium needed to run the encabulator at full power. The first tests were run at abandoned launch platforms. At 100% designed input power the encabulator worked fine and we were able to throttle the pre-lax nozzle with ease.
The controversial incident on Pad 18B was caused by Stan’s decision to test the subject device to 150% of design input power. No one had ever conceived the idea that running the device above its designed input power would cause a reversal of the field effect. That and the ‘exhaust only’ design of the pre-lax nozzle completely exceeded the design parameters of trichotometric indicator bracket resulting the loss of stasis in the chronometric co-rdinates.
Chronometric synchronization was lost. The device imploded and the only trace left on Pad 18b were the six ambihelical hexnuts used to secure the encabulator. The device had complete transitioned into another dimension.
Try explaining that to the directors. 3.6 billion dollars gone without a trace. Stan eventually went to work for Raytheon as Director of Robotics - or so I heard. No one knew what happend to Jim Doumalin. Russ Romanella eventually became Director of Paylaod Processing and I retired a age 52 without a care in the world. A lessons learned report was produced and cataloged as NASA KSC-PD-PDMS-137 in case you desire further reading on the project.
This guy must have written the Health Care Reform Bill and been a major contributor to the Banking Reform Bill.
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