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Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]
me ^ | Aug. 16, 2010 | me

Posted on 08/16/2010 1:44:08 PM PDT by matt1234

I have a pair that's from my high school days. I'm 47 years old, so that makes the underwear about 30 years old. Can anyone top that?

The underwear is boys' size 20, but they still fit. They're a little threadbare, but that's an advantage on a hot summer day. I think I can get at least a few more years out of them. (Obviously, I don't wear this pair every day. I wear them mostly for dirty outside jobs.)

I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife to throw away my stuff that's old but still good. Married men are at a disadvantage here.

Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns. They work great! Seriesly.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 1; deployedcivilian; humor; pantyping; stolenvalor; thisishugh
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To: TruthWillWin
Does a jock strap count?

Only if you wear jock straps in lieu of underwear everyday. Please tell me you don't.

121 posted on 08/16/2010 2:43:11 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: donhunt

You changed every day?


122 posted on 08/16/2010 2:43:18 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Egon

This kind of vanity thread on FR has got to be a sign that the end is near.


123 posted on 08/16/2010 2:43:40 PM PDT by My hearts in London - Everett (So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.)
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To: matt1234

Clearly, you are not married.


124 posted on 08/16/2010 2:43:42 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: IAmNotAnAnimal
“I am not an animal”

Why are you bringing me into this?

Sorry, no offense intended.

125 posted on 08/16/2010 2:45:49 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: Darkwolf377
[Darkwolf377:] Does it count if it’s not mine?

[roamer_1:]Depends on if they are still hanging from the rear-view mirror..

Alright... just wanted to catch this before anyone else did:

I am *not* talking about "Depends" hanging from the rear-view mirror.

126 posted on 08/16/2010 2:47:17 PM PDT by roamer_1 (Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit)
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To: matt1234

I go commando . . .


127 posted on 08/16/2010 2:51:07 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: matt1234

wow...i only have one response...

ISSUES...


128 posted on 08/16/2010 2:51:57 PM PDT by surfer (To err is human, to really foul things up takes a Democrat, don't expect the GOP to have the answer!)
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To: matt1234

I think that was Hillary..


129 posted on 08/16/2010 2:55:19 PM PDT by pennboricua
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To: Allegra
(OK, this is kind of like my original socks thread that got pulled back in ‘07 but has lived in infamy.)

I was not going to post on this thread until....

I started the habit of darning the holes in my socks when I sailed on the great lakes right after high school. I have a few pair at 45+ years old.

Now to the underwear...

My father died 18 years ago and my mother unloaded some of his clothing on me. Deep in the box was a single pair of linen boxer shorts. I remember my father having them when I was about 10. with my having reached age 62, the shorts are 50+ years old. I have never worn them. That would be too weird. they are neatly folded and in the dresser with my underwear. I have not been able to throw them away.

130 posted on 08/16/2010 2:55:26 PM PDT by W. W. SMITH
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To: matt1234
Is that you, Bill Clinton?

No I'm not from Arkansas and the date wasn't a cousin or any other relative. :)

I do wonder if she could still fit into them though.

I've got a pair of boxers from basic training with my last 4 stenciled in them from 1978. I think they shrunk must be cheap cloth. :)

131 posted on 08/16/2010 2:56:12 PM PDT by WhirlwindAttack (Soon I will disappear. Time to go offgrid and underground. Go Galt now, go Bowman later.)
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To: matt1234
No, sorry. Entries are limited to male underwear. Employees of the Fruit of the Loom Company are also ineligible.

I think diapers from that era were not gender specific.

132 posted on 08/16/2010 2:57:07 PM PDT by stayathomemom (Beware of cat attacks while typing!)
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To: Allegra
OK, this is kind of like my original socks thread that got pulled back in '07 but has lived in infamy.

That is one thing you will never, ever, be able to shake off as long as you are on FR.

133 posted on 08/16/2010 2:57:18 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: roamer_1
I am *not* talking about "Depends" hanging from the rear-view mirror.

If that's what comes to mind when you think of underwear, God bless, gramps. ;)

134 posted on 08/16/2010 2:59:31 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. -- written by Robert Towne)
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To: ßuddaßudd

Hehe.. My choice of underwear had changed drastically in 20 years. Boxers now. Nuthuggers in high school.


135 posted on 08/16/2010 3:01:43 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: TruthWillWin

You’re really passionate about this aren’t you?


136 posted on 08/16/2010 3:03:05 PM PDT by TightyRighty (I enjoy well-mannered frivolity.)
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To: JoeProBono

[ SNIP - Old print ad of two men in printed pattern boxer shorts and one blowing nose ]

I wonder if the guy blowing his nose is using an old pair of shorts ?


137 posted on 08/16/2010 3:13:23 PM PDT by CORedneck
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To: stayathomemom
I think diapers from that era were not gender specific.

True, but diapers and underwear are different things, IMO. Others may disagree.

138 posted on 08/16/2010 3:14:37 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: TexasCajun

Hey, I still wear 32x32 jeans. :))


139 posted on 08/16/2010 3:16:06 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Zathras

Peace prize thread?

There must have been a 100 of them. That was the oddest day on FR in 10 years.


140 posted on 08/16/2010 3:19:15 PM PDT by goseminoles
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