Posted on 08/15/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT by frankenMonkey
First, five syllables
Then followed by seven more
And ending with five.
Sunday morning post
Freepers may not be amused
Must drink more coffee.
Founding fathers claim
"Natural Born Citizen"
The pretender laughs.
Three thousand perished.
The shadow muslim exalts
Mosque at Ground Zero.
Sarah tweets insight
Cockroaches cower in fear
The storm is coming.
Angry little man
Harry Reid slithers like snake.
Nevada wake up.
In Colorado
Dan Maes defeats McInnis.
Denver Post prevails.
Tancredo declares,
I alone shall be your king.
Hickenlooper wins.
Up in Wasilla
Levi Johnston runs for mayor.
Put a sock on it.
Al Gore needs massage
Too much warming in his pants.
Tipper ran away.
Hillary asks Bill
Do these pants make me look fat?
Don't smoke that cigar.
Gay judge dips his schtick
Where nature says it shan't go.
Drama Queens unite!
Michelle reigns in Spain
Aunt Esther reincarnate
Let them eat, crackers.
Angels try their luck
Eternal Dunking Machine
Welcome to Hell, Ted.
George and Laura Bush
Greet our troops returning home
Mission Accomplished.
Moderator claims
"Too much silliness for me"
Zot, this post may be.
The lil’ pimp got spanked
Karma is a bitch like that
Zig for great justice.
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Bloggers sometimes lie
Falsehoods do us all a harm
Tune those slackers up.
Obama had-a
Macaca moment Friday.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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