I will grill a couple in honor of the start of ramalamadingdong.
When exactly IS ramadung?
I’m still worn out from the big Obamadan shindig.
I’m gonna have a ham sandwich and a six pack of Dos Eqqes for lunch, eating and drinking with my left hand only.
BLT sandwitches for tomorrow and everyday.
YUMMY!!!!!
I wonder if eating a Kosher meal would be more appropriate?
Hebrew National Hot Dogs from Sam’s Club on the grill, and some beer.
Bacon butty for breakfast; BLT for lunch, crown roast of pork for dinner.
Same thing I do every month, remain an infidel.
I was thinking of doing some deep bending at the waist.
Anything else? Yes, bourbon is involved.
In honor of Ramadan, I had pork sausage for breakfast this morning.
Someone asked “what is Ramadan”?
It’s a month-long ‘holy time’ for muslims. During the times the sun is up, you’re supposed to be fasting and considering your life. After sundown, you are allowed to eat. The exact days are determined by the position of the Moon.
I used to work with a muzzie named Kareem may years ago. He was normally a fairly decent guy to work with, always cracking jokes and smiling. During Ramadan, it was utter hell to work with this guy. You see, we both worked in a restaurant. He can’t eat during the day, and he’s surrounded by food. He was always sullen and angry while at work. He was warned by management a couple times, but nothing really changed. His mood improved the day after it was over.
Lots of pork, lots of booze, lots of mohammed jokes. I love Ramadan!
Eating BLT’s and pulled pork sandwiches.
I’m going to go blow up a synagogue.
/sarc
In honor of Ramadan I started the day with bacon and eggs and will end the day with a great Indian Curry. Going out for a cold Kunstmann beer in a few minutes! Sort of like a slightly Killian Red only BETTER!.
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Last night on TV I heard Paula Deen say that Smithfield, Virginia was where bacon was invented. I immediately began talking to my wife about a vacation there, and what better way to celebrate ramalamadingdong?
Praying that Muslims will see Christ, and that the way to salvation is NOT through beheading, bombing, torturing, etc.
And play the ramalamadingdong song all night long!!
Sauerkraut and pork, with potato dumplings drizzled in hot melted lard.
I was recently on a top-tier cruise ship, and on one lunch buffet was “Moorish Pork Skewers.”
What better for a Moorish holiday!?