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1 posted on 08/10/2010 11:12:23 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 08/10/2010 11:13:10 AM PDT by EveningStar (Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
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To: EveningStar

ping


3 posted on 08/10/2010 11:15:55 AM PDT by unkus
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To: EveningStar

Those are actually pretty cool, although I noticed that the store did not have a lot of customers.

I had always thought that I would prefer to be in an urn over a coffin...but if I could get a New Orleans Saints coffin!


4 posted on 08/10/2010 11:17:31 AM PDT by chris37
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To: EveningStar

I like the graffitti concept.

“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now that you’re dead
...”

Oh never mind.

“What about Duke?”


5 posted on 08/10/2010 11:17:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Will must be the harder, courage the bolder, spirit must be the more, as our might lessens.)
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To: EveningStar

I’ve heard of dying to go to the mall, but this is ridiculous!


6 posted on 08/10/2010 11:17:43 AM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: EveningStar

“Hey, you’re young and swingin’,
No time to think about tomorrow
But there ain’t no way to deny it
Some day, you’re gonna buy it.
Plan today,
Go for a Ferryman
Tomorrow!
Ferryman, Ferryman,
he’s the man with the plot, the man with the plan!
Ferryman, Ferryman,
He’s the mortician man who loves you!
A lot!”


7 posted on 08/10/2010 11:18:48 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: EveningStar

no big deal.

After they sell a coffin, they turn the name over to the DNC voter list.


8 posted on 08/10/2010 11:21:35 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Argue from the Constitution: Initialpoints.net)
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To: EveningStar

What is this about?


9 posted on 08/10/2010 11:21:53 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: EveningStar

Ahahahahaaaa! You can buy caskets at CostCo also...but only online!!!!


10 posted on 08/10/2010 11:26:34 AM PDT by barbarianbabs (Liberty 5-3000)
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To: EveningStar

Was that fishing rod urn an actual working fishing rod?


11 posted on 08/10/2010 11:27:22 AM PDT by magslinger (DISCLAIMER: No liberals were harmed in the making of this post. I'm sorry and will try harder.)
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To: EveningStar

If Wallmart started selling them the cost of a funeral would half.


12 posted on 08/10/2010 11:27:44 AM PDT by DManA
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To: EveningStar

The real “Death comes to the mall” sign is the picture of a hangun with a circle and a slash through it at the front door. That mall is a unarmed victim zone. No store in there would EVER see me, let alone a dime of my money!


13 posted on 08/10/2010 11:32:20 AM PDT by piytar (Those who never learned that peace and freedom are rare will be taught by reality.)
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To: EveningStar; shibumi
"Why is Death wearing a dress?"


16 posted on 08/10/2010 11:57:09 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: EveningStar
Although this may be different it's not that unusual. I have seen caskets sold through Costco in an abbreviated display that you pass as you leave Costco. They offer overnight delivery.
17 posted on 08/10/2010 12:00:09 PM PDT by Polynikes (Haakkaa Paalle)
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To: EveningStar

The store clerk was great. Nice to see her so willingly participate in the video and be so friendly.


18 posted on 08/10/2010 12:27:41 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience.)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR
>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

See also deadmalls.com

20 posted on 08/10/2010 12:40:53 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: EveningStar
Awesome! I hope they're still around when I buy the farm...

http://www.tilwemeetagain.net/

26 posted on 08/10/2010 4:57:03 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: EveningStar

Best part?

“What about Duke?” LOL!


28 posted on 08/10/2010 8:03:49 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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