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1 posted on 08/09/2010 11:40:17 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: US Navy Vet

In California, they could get married...


2 posted on 08/09/2010 11:41:27 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Old punchline: “You can’t expect a feller my age to catch a jackrabbit.”


3 posted on 08/09/2010 11:43:45 AM PDT by gundog (Why is it that useful idiots remain idiots long after they've exhausted their usefulness?)
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To: US Navy Vet

“Honest, it’s not what you think....”


4 posted on 08/09/2010 11:44:52 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: US Navy Vet

Mannequin Flystalker


5 posted on 08/09/2010 11:45:48 AM PDT by mikrofon (Two dummies, there)
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To: US Navy Vet

Hell, that’s nothing. My cousin Earl is on a first name basis with all the mannequins at Victoria Secret.


7 posted on 08/09/2010 11:46:41 AM PDT by donozark (Not all heroes wear tights and a cape.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool
With your pants on the ground


8 posted on 08/09/2010 11:47:12 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows

Right up your alley.


11 posted on 08/09/2010 11:49:09 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: US Navy Vet

No arm no foul


13 posted on 08/09/2010 11:50:43 AM PDT by DainBramage
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"She might have no arms and be made outa wood but she's a sweet gal and a hell of a good cook."

14 posted on 08/09/2010 11:54:05 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: US Navy Vet

So... what’s more disturbing: That a man is caught with his pants down trying to “Mount” a mannequin, or that the police would like to question it?


16 posted on 08/09/2010 11:54:22 AM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: US Navy Vet

I wuz framed.


17 posted on 08/09/2010 11:55:40 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: US Navy Vet

If she had been armed, this wouldn’t have happened.


18 posted on 08/09/2010 11:56:49 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: US Navy Vet
This must have been his inspiration.
20 posted on 08/09/2010 11:57:43 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: US Navy Vet

Armless women have that effect on some men.


23 posted on 08/09/2010 11:59:03 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: US Navy Vet

Don’t be too hard on him. We’re in a severe depression.

Who can afford to take a real girl to dinner first?


26 posted on 08/09/2010 12:01:49 PM PDT by Palladin (Obama on The View: "When those folks came over on 9-11". Folks??? WTH?)
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To: US Navy Vet; Lazmataz
Of course, the question on everybody's mind... Would Laz hit it?
30 posted on 08/09/2010 12:07:53 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Hmmm-I posting this earlier today but the mods pulled it. Go figure.


31 posted on 08/09/2010 12:11:51 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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To: iloveamerica1980

Dude!

Finally a story you can actually report on from personal experience!


34 posted on 08/09/2010 12:26:22 PM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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Uh-oh - i’m not sure i want to know where the arms went.


39 posted on 08/09/2010 12:32:33 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Yes West Virginia, there is a Santa Claus ...


43 posted on 08/09/2010 12:37:40 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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