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Artist Uses Her Breasts to Paint Pictures
My Fox Phoenix ^ | Monday, 02 Aug 2010, 12:11 PM MDT | Staff

Posted on 08/02/2010 12:37:45 PM PDT by Candor7

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To: Candor7

There was an episode of Simon & Simon where they needed some modern artwork, so they tied paint-dipped rags to their dog’s paws and tail and chased him around a room full of canvases. I’ve seen worse.


21 posted on 08/02/2010 12:45:46 PM PDT by nina0113
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To: Candor7

Looking at her art, I’d say she lacts talent.


22 posted on 08/02/2010 12:45:57 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: isthisnickcool

NOT GUILTY~


23 posted on 08/02/2010 12:46:23 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama .......yes......is fascist... ..He meets every diagnostic of history.)
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To: Candor7

I’m surprised that she doesn’t do bovine paintings.


24 posted on 08/02/2010 12:46:38 PM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: Candor7
Is that lead paint, or what is the temperature inside her studio?

I was wondering if she used ice cubes or just directed cold air when she required a 'finer' point brush for painting delicate portions of her works.

25 posted on 08/02/2010 12:46:54 PM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: Candor7

Well, at least she’s using natural, and not synthetic “brushes”


26 posted on 08/02/2010 12:46:57 PM PDT by ken5050 (Save the Earth..It's the only planet with chocolate!!!)
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To: Candor7

Weell that was titillating.


27 posted on 08/02/2010 12:46:58 PM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Its a printing press.


28 posted on 08/02/2010 12:47:29 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama .......yes......is fascist... ..He meets every diagnostic of history.)
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To: Candor7
Isn't it kind of dangerous showing this art in St. Petersburg?

Never know what might pop up.

29 posted on 08/02/2010 12:47:56 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Everything I needed to know about 0bama, I learned from Wesley Mouch.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

She’s considering changing her name to Jackoff Pollack...


30 posted on 08/02/2010 12:48:04 PM PDT by ken5050 (Save the Earth..It's the only planet with chocolate!!!)
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To: goseminoles

“Can I make a living pressing my weiner on a canvas?”

Why would anyone pay you to iron your weiner on a canvas, or on anything else for that matter?


31 posted on 08/02/2010 12:48:56 PM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: commish

Yes, this is a very serious technical question. Should we e-mal her for pointers?


32 posted on 08/02/2010 12:49:34 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama .......yes......is fascist... ..He meets every diagnostic of history.)
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To: Candor7

Is not Art

Is in Russia to not starve a difficult most thing.

Which is better - to not starve? Yes!


33 posted on 08/02/2010 12:49:39 PM PDT by ASOC (Alpha India Alpha Three Tango Alpha)
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To: goseminoles
Can I make a living pressing my weiner on a canvas?

Minatures are a recognized style.

34 posted on 08/02/2010 12:50:18 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Candor7; MattinNJ; Sam's Army; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; ...
Sir, I had thought I had come to the end of the road and there were no new perversions for me to develop. You have proven me wrong...

and made my entire week!

35 posted on 08/02/2010 12:50:43 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: goseminoles
Can I make a living pressing my weiner on a canvas?

I don't wish to brag, but I can do a living room in half an hour. Two coats.

36 posted on 08/02/2010 12:52:04 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
It's a Titian.

Thanks. I always have trouble telling the Titians from the Titorettoes.

37 posted on 08/02/2010 12:52:41 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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38 posted on 08/02/2010 12:54:20 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Candor7

I hear that her first show was a bust!


39 posted on 08/02/2010 12:55:53 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Candor7

If any boob can do it, it is NOT ART!


40 posted on 08/02/2010 12:56:12 PM PDT by FatherofFive (0bama is dangerous and must be stopped.)
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