Posted on 07/30/2010 10:43:55 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A naked couple who clambered to the top of a building triggered a full-scale rescue by the emergency services after the woman plunged through the roof.
Eyewitnesses reported the pair “rolling about” in the nude on top of a four-storey building in Aberdeen city centre before she fell through the slates.
Two fire engines, three ambulances and several police cars were called to the scene at around 11am, as crowds of shoppers looked on in amazement.
The busy road was closed for more than an hour as firefighters broke into the Bridge Street building, which houses a mixture of flats, shops and restaurants, and searched for the pair.
The woman, believed to be in her 30s, was led out by paramedics with mud and cuts on her face and taken to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary in an ambulance.
A man, thought to be in his mid-20s, was led out by police officers 30 minutes later and driven off in the back of a police car. Both were dressed by the time they emerged.
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Ahhh.. the fiery Laphroaig.
Does double duty as both napalm AND a drink!
Sounds like a plan.
Those zombie deer won’t know what hit ‘em.
Hmmm...wonder if she had any tattoos?
Oh come on. Laphroaig is smooth as silk, and Islay-smoky delicious, so I would
never give it to the zombie deer.
They get the cheap stuff, and so do you from now on!
;-)
It could be worse. A couple years ago in downtown Columbia, SC, very early one morning EMS and police were called to the scene of two dead bodies lying in the middle of a street. Turns out that they were a couple of University of South Carolina students that had decided to sneak up to the top of a five-story building and do the horizontal mambo.
One problem. The roof was slanted.
}:-)4
They couldn’t find a patch of clover in Scotland?
Hey, I always turn my drinkables into napalm, it’s more fun that way!
Too funny. My girlfriend’s kid has been begging for a puppy for months, mom said NO!. A couple of week ago at midnight we were all walking up the driveway to look at the fire trucks from an accident when this little black lab puppy wanders by (they live in the country, no houses around.)
So, kid ends up keeping the dog, I tell the GF the way it happened was like the kid in the Animal House movie with the playboy mag.
What’s your artificial eyebrow budget?
Eyebrows?
Surely if you’re drinking napalm, you must lose an occasional eyebrow or two, no? Maybe a whole head of hair, or an entire shirt plus chest hair. Who knows? Your whole house, maybe? I mean, who knows?
What are eyebrows?
I forget. Ask me when I sober up, and don’t complain that I’m not sober at 10:38 a.m.
I just got off work at 0800, I’m not awake.
You’re sleep-posting? Here’s hoping you don’t wake up and find that you’ve been saying inappropriate things. Don’t worry; I’ll testify for you if you get banned.
I’ll probably come to somewhere I don’t recognize three states over hanging upside down saran wrapped to a telephone pole while sporting a “Lost: Reward” sign taped to my face.
Three states? Via Pennsylvania and West Virginia, you might be in Ohio. Remember to bring your cell phone so you can call me to let you loose. You don’t want to be in that situation in Youngstown for very long...
Don’t ask me how I know...
I’ll probably wake up just south of old Frogtown Ohio.
[Toledo for those of you from outside of Buckeyeland]
Sorry, even I won’t go to Toledo. I’ve only lived in Ohio for five years or so.
Born there, 35 years ago.
“Are we dead, or are we in Ohio?”
I understand why my ancestors were nomads at heart.
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