It could be worse. A couple years ago in downtown Columbia, SC, very early one morning EMS and police were called to the scene of two dead bodies lying in the middle of a street. Turns out that they were a couple of University of South Carolina students that had decided to sneak up to the top of a five-story building and do the horizontal mambo.
One problem. The roof was slanted.
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And then the kid said, “Hey, mister, your sign fell off.”