Posted on 07/30/2010 10:43:55 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A naked couple who clambered to the top of a building triggered a full-scale rescue by the emergency services after the woman plunged through the roof.
Eyewitnesses reported the pair “rolling about” in the nude on top of a four-storey building in Aberdeen city centre before she fell through the slates.
Two fire engines, three ambulances and several police cars were called to the scene at around 11am, as crowds of shoppers looked on in amazement.
The busy road was closed for more than an hour as firefighters broke into the Bridge Street building, which houses a mixture of flats, shops and restaurants, and searched for the pair.
The woman, believed to be in her 30s, was led out by paramedics with mud and cuts on her face and taken to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary in an ambulance.
A man, thought to be in his mid-20s, was led out by police officers 30 minutes later and driven off in the back of a police car. Both were dressed by the time they emerged.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Dang! How come naked women never fall through my roof?
Sangria Hooch will do it every time.
You have just discovered an entirely new level of sordid.
Most of them, I’d guess.
I hate it when that happens. It completely wrecks the ambiance.
All this for one injured NUDE female...but only a SINGLE paramedic responder for a fully clothed male choking to death in a restaurant...who later died because the paramedic 'feared for his safty' because of a drunk at the scene, and waited 10 minutes for police backup.
Builder choked to death after paramedic 'was too scared to treat him'
And for mercy's sake, stay away from Darksheare's coffee. Your life depends on it.
Back when Hubby and I were dating, I sent him to the liquor store on his motorcycle for a bottle of Spanada wine. Just as he pulled out of the parking lot, the 1/2-gallon bottle fell off and shattered. Poor guy had to go back and buy another one. It was a tragic story at the time when we were young, thin, and broke, but we're still laughing about it now.
Ha ha ha! We're so old, and it was so long ago that back then, all the wine came in glass bottles, no boxes, no plastic.
What?
No Mad Dawg??????????
As far as the article is concerned...
...she’s a cougar in training.
Fail...lol
LOL at me!
I totally scrolled down too fast. Mebbe I need some MD2020 to get my eyes straight. lol
Heh heh heh.
I’m told from a reliable soource that my coffee isn’t so bad once you use *cough* cutting fluid on it.
I try my best.
];-)
Yes, I can see where a bit of Scottish cutting fluid would improve it immensely. Might even slow down the zombie deer a little bit.
There was drunk in our town. He drank Thunderbird.
As a teen we'd drink a toxic brew named Tyrolia.
Ever hear of it before ?
Fruit flavored solvent is what it was.
The ads went something like this:
Drink,drink,drink Tyrolia!
Had a guy dressed in Lederhosenand dancing with a busty wench, both swinging large flagons of Tyrolia they'd stop and take a big swig.
> There was drunk in our town. He drank Thunderbird.
Hmmm...Thunderbird was mentioned in both articles that I pinged. Sounds like good stuff to avoid.
Drunken rampaging zombie deer, now there’s a bad idea I can get behind.
Come on over. You, Hubby, and I can watch them in the yard from the balcony where they can’t get at us for cutting their coffee with McClellands while we drink Laphroaig.
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